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albion-witch.livejournal.com

Title: Born of Vampire and Human
Author: albion_witch
Fandom(s): Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Rating: A light PG
Word Count: 1398
Inspiration: Various discussions on what if Renesmee wasn’t born the perfect special little snowflake and instead was more monstrous-looking.
Summary: There is absolutely no way to predict how vampire and human genes are going to mix. Bella, just because vampires are beautiful to you doesn’t mean that when you mix them with humans, something equally beautiful will pop out. -Mervin, Breaking Dawn: Chapter 10 (part 1) sporking.

( This was not my golden red-haired boy or the chocolate-haired girl I used to be )

melissatreglia

Because it had to be posted at some point, and it might as well be me.

If you haven't read the Growing Up Cullen LJ-RP series yet, I think now is a good time to come out from under that rock you've been hiding. This series should be required reading for anyone who is anti-Twilight. Ratings-wise, I would consider it PG-13 due to some language and sexual humour.

Part 1: I like how we turned Edward into a 40 year old mother on a bad day.
http://balcarin.livejournal.com/462027.html

Part 2: YES, I AM DOING THAT "EMO BULLSHIT," I CAN FEEL IF I WANT TO
http://balcarin.livejournal.com/462772.html

Part 3: STOP TWIRLING THE POOL STICKS, THEY ARE NOT TOYS! YOU DON'T GROW BACK EYES, EMMETT.
http://balcarin.livejournal.com/463133.html

Part 4: I feel totally validated that Growing Up Cullen is canon thanks to the Midnight Sun leak.
http://balcarin.livejournal.com/468348.html

Part 5: Growing Up Cullen: Christmas with the Cullens
http://balcarin.livejournal.com/494218.html

Bonus: Growing Up Cullen icons
http://balcarin.livejournal.com/463630.html

Enjoy!

ETA (8/6/19): The LJ account that hosted GUC is long gone now, so here's the entire series in PDF: Get from Dropbox

albion-witch.livejournal.com

Title:Puella Magi Bella Magica
Author: albion_witch
Series: The Twilight Saga/Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Inspiration: Again, Bella’s willingness to throw away her humanity, regardless of consequences
Rating: a light PG
Warning(s): Spoilers for Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Word Count: 974
Summary: After waking up from another dream, Bella meets a creature that promises to grant her greatest wish.

( Make a contract with me and you will be great )

melissatreglia

Title: Convicted
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka

gnosticdiva)
Rating: R
Word Count: 3850
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn: 22. Promised - "Renesmee whimpered eagerly and stretched, her little hands grasping into fists again and again." Part three in the Mending Sunrise series (prior volumes being Damned and its prequel Blessed). This immediately follows up on the events of Damned, and answers some of the questions and thoughts brought up by readers, in response to the previous installments. And yes, this does indeed include the imprinting issue.
Warnings: Some violence, strong language, sensuality and disturbing canon themes.

Summary: As tensions escalate between the Cullens and the wolf pack, a series of surprising revelations take place... and at least one of them is particularly unpleasant to a certain new mom.

( I wasn't inclined to crack his skull open. Yet. )

melissatreglia

Title: Blessed
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka

gnosticdiva)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3930
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn: 9. Sure As Hell Didn't See That One Coming - "The blond bloodsucker – the showy one, Rosalie – bent over her, cutting into my view, hovering in a strange, protective way." In this prequel to Damned (the second entry in a series I've now dubbed Mending Sunrise), I've tried to make sense of Bella's decision to have Nessie, and Rosalie's protection of the pregnant Bella, without the character origami that Meyer employs. Elements of the conception, pregnancy and birth have also been changed.
Warnings: Sensuality and moderate language. This fic is the mildest entry of the Mending Sunrise series, hence the lower rating.

Summary: A wedding followed up with impending parenthood is all perfectly normal for most people... but not when your new husband is a vampire.

( A cold shock of terror shot down my spine. What, exactly, was inside of me now? )

melissatreglia

Title: Damned
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka

gnosticdiva)
Rating: R
Word Count: 3267
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn: 21. First Hunt - "The wind shifted, blowing the smell of wet earth and coming rain across my face, further freeing me from the other scent's fiery grip – a scent so delicious it could only be human." Bella's new vampire life has her as, essentially, the best vampire that ever vampired. Because we can't have perfect Bella Sue struggling to adjust to being undead, now can we? Personally, I think struggle is what makes a character interesting. So here's a very different take on Bella's first experiences as a newborn bloodsucker.
Warnings: Vampiric violence and sensuality.

Summary: Bella, newly awakened into the life of a vampire, faces the prospect of her first hunt.

( Now, my dinner had legs and could try to run from me. )

melissatreglia

Title: Never Again
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka gnosticdiva)
Rating: R
Word Count: 9, 756
Author's Note: See Part 1 for explanation and warnings.
Summary: Quiet and shy Bella can't believe her luck when she's wooed and won by the popular Edward Cullen. He seems quite the catch but, as his moods become more frighteningly erratic, she begins to wonder if this is the only love she deserves.

( I thought I deserved it. )

Current Mood: accomplished

melissatreglia

Title: Never Again
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka gnosticdiva)
Rating: R
Word Count: 9, 756
Inspiration: Eclipse: 6. Switzerland – “I cringed, waiting for the torrent, but it didn’t come. He just continued to glare, possibly too angry to speak.” The abusive elements of Bella and Edward's relationship are disgustingly romanticized throughout the series. How can we strip away the rose-coloured glasses and sparkly vampire exterior and see what really lies beneath? Answer: Make 'em all human!
Warnings: Strong language, underage drinking, implied stalking, dubcon, domestic violence, and assorted creepy behavior. All the greatest hits, and then some, in no particular order. If you aren't comfortable with that or are easily triggered, please for the love of all that is holy skip this one. (I've tried to tone it down as best I can, but still... abuse is just ugly. And I really don't want to give any fellow survivors any unpleasant flashbacks.)

Summary: Quiet and shy Bella can't believe her luck when she's wooed and won by the popular Edward Cullen. He seems quite the catch but, as his moods become more frighteningly erratic, she begins to wonder if this is the only love she deserves.

( Anything for my Edward. )

sum422.livejournal.com

Here's Chapter 2!

Author: Sum422

Fandom(s): The Twilight Series, Blackadder

Rating: PG

Inspiration: The Twilight series and the amazingly funny Blackadder series!

Warnings: None, really, except for maybe the occasional gross imagery that comes from insults aimed at Baldrick!

Summary: Edmund Blackadder was turned into a vampire and now spends his undead life as a guard for the Volturi. Problem is he hates working for his superiors just as his ancestors did for theirs. When Aro challenges him to a bet: kill the Cullens and we’ll relinquish Marcus's position to you or fail and be killed, Blackadder forms a cunning plan with his filthy beyond belief dogsbody, Baldrick, to wipe out the vegetarian family and become the top vamp!

( Read more... )

Current Mood: happy

albion-witch.livejournal.com

Title: Self-Service
Author: albion_witch
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 477
Inspiration: Pretty much every discussion on the horniness of Bella Swan, especially in Eclipse
Warnings: Allusions to masturbation
Summary: Edward gets a rude awakening when Bella decides to take matters into her own hands.
Additional Notes: This fic is something of a special edition. I added some scenes to make it a little bit more of short story than the original couple of paragraphs I posted a while ago. Enjoy.

( A Date with Rosie Palms )

sum422.livejournal.com

I just got my friend into the Blackadder series and thought I'd try and write a crossover fic where Blackadder and the cast meet the characters of Twilight. I hope those who read this enjoy this! :) I don't know how long this is going to be but I'll try and keep it about 5 chapters!

Author: Sum422

Fandom(s): The Twilight Series, Blackadder

Rating: PG

Word Count: 1005

Inspiration: The Twilight series and the amazingly funny Blackadder series!

Warnings: None, really, except for maybe the occasional gross imagery that comes from insults aimed at Baldrick!

( Read more... )

Current Mood: cheerful

sinestris.livejournal.com

Title: Hareheyare
Author: LittleCaity/sinestris
Fandom(s): The Twilight 'Saga', Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha (Both Soulless Army and King Abbandon)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 8,769 + Notes
Inspiration: The uncanny resemblance between the powers of the Cullens and the Investigative Powers of Skill and Pagan demons in the Raidou Kuzunoha games
Warnings: Violence, a couple of curses, a rampant OC, time travel and a mad scientist, sodding long
Summary: A pair of Devil Summoners come to Forks. Their mission: destroy the Cullens and save Bella.
Disclaimers: I don't own Twilight, I own copies of Raidou but it ain't my intellectual property (otherwise Narumi/Raidou would be canon), Carmel is the only thing I own here and I'll fight to the death to keep her.

( Part 5 and Notes )

Happy New Year, everyone!

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Crouch - Wings of Universe OST

sinestris.livejournal.com

( Part 4 )

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: El-Bals Mountain - Wings of Universe OST

sinestris.livejournal.com

( Part 3 )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Crouch - Wings of Universe OST

sinestris.livejournal.com

( Part 2 )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Entrance Universe - Living Universe REMIX - Wings of Universe OST

sinestris.livejournal.com

Title: Hareheyare
Author: LittleCaity/sinestris
Fandom(s): The Twilight 'Saga', Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha (Both Soulless Army and King Abbandon)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 8,769 + Notes
Inspiration: The uncanny resemblance between the powers of the Cullens and the Investigative Powers of Skill and Pagan demons in the Raidou Kuzunoha games
Warnings: Violence, a couple of curses, a rampant OC, time travel and a mad scientist, sodding long
Summary: A pair of Devil Summoners come to Forks. Their mission: destroy the Cullens and save Bella.
Disclaimers: I don't own Twilight, I own copies of Raidou but it ain't my intellectual property (otherwise Narumi/Raidou would be canon), Carmel is the only thing I own here and I'll fight to the death to keep her.

( Part 1 )

melissatreglia

Title: Fair is Foul, and Foul is Fair
Author:

gnosticdiva
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: G
Word Count: 330
Inspiration: Twilight: 13. Confessions - "Edward in the sunlight was shocking." Shockingly inconsistent with the portrayal of vampires in every single thing ever, that is. But, it turns out that they'd be pretty badass if they referred to themselves as the creatures they actually resemble. Also, the title is taken from the first act of Shakespeare's MacBeth.
Warnings: None. This is quite likely the tamest thing I've ever written.

Summary: Jumping to conclusions can sometimes work in your favour.

( ''If she has mistaken us for vampires, then she has no idea what we really are.'' )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Sebastian Bach: "Kicking & Screaming"

erikalyndis.livejournal.com

Title: Twilight In Less Than Ten Pages
Author: Erika Lyndis
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5481
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.

( Read more... )

kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

    Title: Houseguest
    Author: kermit_thefrog
    Fandom: Twilight Saga
    Rating: PG
    Word Count: 1,596
    Inspiration: Eclipse, specifically the chapter where Alice holds Bella hostage at the Cullen house all weekend.
    Summary: Rosalie has a few comments to make about Bella's manners.
   Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer is welcome to these characters. I'm only using them to make points.

( Houseguest )

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Born of Vampire and Human

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Convicted

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