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kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: More
Rating: PG
Warning: Mpreg
Summary: My speculation on what might have happened if Edward had gotten pregnant, not Bella. Not a funny story.
Word Count: 1703
Disclaimer: SMeyer's. Not mine.

( "More" )

albion-witch.livejournal.com

Title: Born of Vampire and Human
Author: albion_witch
Fandom(s): Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Rating: A light PG
Word Count: 1398
Inspiration: Various discussions on what if Renesmee wasn’t born the perfect special little snowflake and instead was more monstrous-looking.
Summary: There is absolutely no way to predict how vampire and human genes are going to mix. Bella, just because vampires are beautiful to you doesn’t mean that when you mix them with humans, something equally beautiful will pop out. -Mervin, Breaking Dawn: Chapter 10 (part 1) sporking.

( This was not my golden red-haired boy or the chocolate-haired girl I used to be )

lisaerin.livejournal.com

Title: Epiphany

Author: Lisaerin

Fandom: Twilight Series

Rating: PG for some language, and mentions of abuse

Word Count: 2,000

Inspiration: Chapter Six of New Moon, when Alice kidnaps Bella

Summary: Bella realizes that the Cullens don’t care about what she wants, and confronts them.

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kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: W.W.B.D? 2/2

Rating: PG-13 for language

Summary: Bella, home from Dartmouth for Thanksgiving, confronts the Cullens after her breakup with Edward.

Warning: None

Disclaimer: SMeyer owns. I borrow the characters and make them cooler.

( W.W.B.D? 2/2 )

kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: W.W.B.D? Part 1/2

Rating: PG-13 for some language

Summary: In the "Fast Cars and Freedom" verse. Bella is home from college for Thanksgiving, and must confront the Cullens.

Warnings: None

Books: Breaking Dawn/Eclipse/New Moon

Disclaimer: Meyer made this sparkly shit up. I wrote what I wished had happened.

( WWBD? Part 1/2 )

lurkythespork.livejournal.com

Title: Scribble
Author: Me, your murloc truly
Fandom(s): Twilight series
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 1058
Inspiration: The epicfail that is Alice Cullen's profile in the Twilight guide. Also, back when I wrote a character-repair sketch for Jasper, I mentioned that Alice caricatured him as the Cheshire Cat.
Warnings: Do chatty people with tinges of Valleyspeak drive you crazy? If so, I must attach a mental-health advisory.

( And does she ramble on... )

emmram.livejournal.com

Title: Transcend
Author: emmram
Fandom(s): Twilight series
Rating: the high end of PG-13
Word Count: ~1,350
Inspiration: Inspired by the discussion in the comments to this post that talked about the Cullens' character profiles - in particular, Rosalie and Esme. I was fascinated and horrified - but mostly fascinated, so! Thus was born my first spitefic!
Warnings: Spoilers for everything, all the way till the end of Breaking Dawn. I have to say here that I was able to read only two-thirds of that book; my knowledge of the last third is sketchy, mostly because I kept falling asleep while trying to read it (waiting for the recaps on that one). My point is, there are/can be canon inconsistencies. I apologise in advance for them.

Also, much creepiness, mild violence, and weird!creepy!Bella (to be honest, trying to write her as she is in the books was annoying, I couldn't get a feel for her voice at all. So I just, um. made this Bella sound as pretentious as possible.) I'm kind of on a horror-jag right now (I blame you,

sharp_teeth!) and it's been over three years since I wrote fic for anything other than Supernatural (kind of sad, I know.), so. Please don't hesitate to point out mistakes/signs of rustiness.

Summary: This is Bella's true destiny.

( Bella watches Edward burn. )

kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: Three Against One

Author: kermit_thefrog

Rating: PG

Book: Eclipse

Length: 941

Summary: Alice, Esme and Rosalie veto Edward's "kidnapping" ploy in Chapter 6.

Disclaimer: Stephenie Freaking Meyer owns these awful characters and I just write spitefic about what I wish they had done. This was inspired by

elementallove and

zelda_queen 's comments after das_mervin's sporking of the chapter. I hear and obey, ladies.

( Three Against One )

tsukasabuddha.livejournal.com

Title: Spendthrift
Author: Me
Inspiration: Shopping with Alice aside
Word Count: 357
Rating: PG
Summary: Nameless guy stops this fantasy in its tracks...

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kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: Prerogative
Author: kermit_thefrog
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,053
Summary: Bella refuses to let Alice bully her anymore.
Inspiration: Outtake from Twilight, "Extended Prom Remix."
Author's Note: Meyer's sick outtake where Alice bullies Bella into putting on the prom dress she chose for her made me angry. So I invented Backbone!Bella to do what she does best--stand up for herself and thwart the twee little bitch.

( Prerogative )

lisaerin.livejournal.com

Title: Backbone
Author: Lisaerin
Fandom: The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,492
Inspiration: Chapter Six of Eclipse
Summary: Bella grows a backbone.
Author's Note: In Mervin's original Eclipse recap, she mentioned that she would like to write a spitefic where Bella destroyed the Porsche. I couldn't get around Alice's ability either, so I had Bella finally stand up to her. I hate Alice.

( Bella grows a backbone )

winki-pop.livejournal.com

Title: No Response
Author: winki_pop
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,024
Inspiration: The Vegas Aside Gehayi sporked from the Twilight out-takes
Warnings: A few swears, Edward’s violent temper implying violence.
Summary: A huge reality check for the stupid threesome when what really happens when Charlie finds out his daughter is no longer in Phoenix… (It's canon-based, but Meyer's characters are so bloody rigid and not all the details were clear in this aside, but I tried my best :D)

Author's Note: I know I usually write crack fics, but I just felt compelled to write a drama fic after reading Gehay's sporking of the Vegas Aside where she made a lot of great points. Thanks, Gehayi! :D

( What Really Happens When You Kidnap Someone and Fraud a Casino... )

Current Mood: accomplished

gehayi.livejournal.com

Title: Mama Bear
Author:

gehayi
Fandom(s): Twilight (1st book)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,537
Warning: There's mention of a threatening situation that fairly screams "lack of consent." It doesn't involve sexual contact and is only mentioned in conversation, but it's unpleasant.
Summary: Esme Cullen learns about Alice's and Edward's scheme to force an injured Bella onto a date against her will, and finally acts like the parent she's supposed to be.
Inspiration: Twilight Outtake – Extended Prom Remix.
Author's Notes:The Prom Remix is not part of canon, but it bugged me for all that. I really wanted someone in canon to recognize how completely nasty Alice was being. Esme develops the spine here that she doesn't have in canon because she's just had enough.

The italicized bit at the beginning is a quote from the Remix and is by Meyer.

***

( 'Mary Alice Brandon Cullen,' Esme said in a dangerous voice, 'what do you think you're doing?' )

elementallove.livejournal.com

Title: Too Easy
Author:

elementallove
Inspiration: New Moon-when Bella, Edward, and Alice are talking to the Volturi in their chamber. I just really like writing the Volturi as the evil, ruthless vampires they should have been, so this is another Volturi justice type of fic.
Warning: Character Death
Summary: The girl wanted to be bitten so badly. Caius was more than happy to do it for her.

( The girl wanted to be bitten so badly. Caius was more than happy to do it for her. )

quicksilvermad.livejournal.com

Title: Grounded
Author:

quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 578
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 22 - Flight
Warnings: F-bomb
Summary: Charlie meets Bella at the airport when Alice and Edward finally bring her back from Italy.

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quicksilvermad.livejournal.com

Title: The Saints Take Out Alice
Author:

quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series, The Boondock Saints (follows canon timeline set before BDS II)
Rating: R
Word Count: 983
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 19 - Race, Meyer's Catholic Bashing
Warnings: Violence, language (the MacManus brothers swear a lot.)
Summary: Upon arrival to Italy, Bella and Alice encounter two foul-mouthed Catholic twins who are on a mission from God to rid the world of evil.

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quicksilvermad.livejournal.com

Title: Supernatural Backup
Author:

quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1532
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 17 - Visitor
Warnings: F-bomb
Summary: Ties in with "Unwanted Visitor". Charlie goes to Harry Clearwater's funeral and gets some help from Leah to scare off Alice.

( They make a good team. )

quicksilvermad.livejournal.com

Title: Unwanted Visitor
Author:

quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1251
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 17 - Visitor
Warnings: Triggering conversation about suicide.
Summary: Alice, after crashing at Casa De Swan and staring at Bella all night, tells Charlie about Bella's cliff dive.

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quicksilvermad.livejournal.com

Title: The Break-In
Author:

quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 891
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 17 - Visitor
Warnings: F-bomb
Summary: Charlie reacts like any cop would to a home invasion.

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elementallove.livejournal.com

Title: The Consequence
Author: elementallove (aka Martina Wilkinson)
Rating: PG13
Inspiration: Ch. 21- There was no consequence for the Cullens breaking the Volturi's one law
Summary: The Volturi enforce their laws, no matter who breaks them.

( The Volturi enforce their laws, no matter who breaks them. )

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Entries tagged with character: alice cullen

Fic: More

Born of Vampire and Human

Epiphany

W.W.B.D? Part 2

Fic: W.W.B.D?

Scribble

Transcend

Spitefic: Three Against One

Spendthrift

Fic: Prerogative

Spitefic: Backbone

TwiSpiteFic - No Response

Spitefic: Mama Bear

Spitefic: Too Easy

Grounded

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