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Title: The Great Twilight Rewrite
Author: Neathra
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 9,444
Inspiration: Both MovieBob's "How Bob would Fix Batman (Link), and Mother's Basement's "Fixing Alfheim - The Worst Part of SAO" (Link)
Warnings: Through the rewrite process, I’ve toned down a lot of the creepy factor, but it might still be there, so to be safe, if it’s a warning about the Twilight Series, It’s a warning about this.
Summary: This is a rewrite of Twilight, that aims to take the piece that Stephanie Meyer gave us, and build a version where the characters aren't mean, stupid, victim's of authorial whim, or some combination of the above. My friend challenged me to create this after we watched Youtuber Mother's Basement's video "Fixing Alfhiem" (Which you should watch Now... Go, I'll wait).

Its certainly no Lord of the Rings, but I hope that I have created a fun, fluffy, wish fulfillment story. Link

estrelya_chara

Title: Bella's Darwin Award/ Cliff Diving
Author: Estrelya Chara
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 191
Inspiration: The Darwin Awards (given to those who improve the gene pool of humanity as a species- by removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner) and Bella's idiotic cliff diving experiment in New Moon.
Summary: Bella's obituary, as seen on an internet comedy website.

Cliff Diving
2006 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(17 March, Washington) A teenage girl from the small town of Forks, Washington, has recently demonstrated why one should not jump off cliffs without proper supervision.

The girl, Isabella Swan, had just accepted a friend's offer to take her cliff diving. However, he was late, and Isabella really wanted her adrenaline fix. Although she had never gone cliff diving before, and despite her friend's earlier warning that this location was only used by experts, Isabella decided that she was good enough to jump of the highest point of the cliff. To make matters worse, a rainstorm was in progress, and strong winds were lashing the cliff, making a dive a risky proposition even for the experts. But even this did not deter Isabella.

When Isabella jumped off the cliff, she was immediately swept away by the currents in the water beneath the cliff. Suffering from shock due to the chill and the impact with the water, as well as multiple broken bones and internal injuries, Isabella was not able to swim to safety. She drowned before her friend could save her.

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: After Forever
Author: ilovemybishies70
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: G
Word Count: 500 words
Summary: Years after Breaking Dawn, Bella realized that it was a bad idea to throw away her humanity.

http://ilovemybishies87.deviantart.com/art/After-Forever-132530327

charlie2cute.livejournal.com

Title: Her True Form
Author:

charlie2cute
Type: Crossover
Fandoms: Twilight (New Moon)/ Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 950
Inspiration:

das_mervin made a joke that Bella is a dementor in her sporking of New Moon.

Summary: Bella discovers the truth about herself
Author's Note: That's my first Twilight spite-fic and my first real crossover - it's a little OOC, but that's kind of the point. I hope that you enjoy it. =)

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Current Mood: devious

melissatreglia

Title: Lions Eat Lambs
Author: Raggdolly
Fandom(s): Twilight/The Most Dangerous Game (implied)
Rating: R or NC-17, depending on how strong your stomach is.
Word Count: ~45,000
Warnings: Vampire violence, strong language, some sensuality.
Summary: "A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/Vamp & Human/"Darkward"" -- Raggdolly

Note from Reccer: I'm recommending this for those who prefer dangerous/nasty/bloodthirsty vampires, particularly those folks who find Edward's "vigilante" days more believeable than his love for Bella. If you believe Edward is a complete psycho and wished he'd just OWN THAT SHIT, this'll be right up your alley.

Read "Lions Eat Lambs" here.

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: Masks
Author: light4dawn
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: T
Word Count: 8,000
Summary: This is a realistic version of what happens after the happy ending. What happens after Breaking Dawn? Did Jacob really forget all about his tribe, his pack and his love for Bella because he imprinted on her daughter? Is Renesmee truly the key to Jacob's happiness? Can Jake and Bells really still be friends?

kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: More
Rating: PG
Warning: Mpreg
Summary: My speculation on what might have happened if Edward had gotten pregnant, not Bella. Not a funny story.
Word Count: 1703
Disclaimer: SMeyer's. Not mine.

( "More" )

melissatreglia

Title: Scorched
Author: Melissa Treglia (

gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 3574
Rating: R
Inspiration: Continuation of the Mending Sunrise series (prior volumes being Damned, its prequel Blessed, and its sequel Convicted).
Warnings: Violence, brief language, disturbing canon themes.

Summary: Bella's house-arrest sentence is lightened... only for her to find two different kinds of trouble--once among the humans of Forks and again with the Volturi.
( I wanted to kill him. I wanted to put the bullet in his head that this piece of scum had intended for my little girl. )

albion-witch.livejournal.com

Title: Born of Vampire and Human
Author: albion_witch
Fandom(s): Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Rating: A light PG
Word Count: 1398
Inspiration: Various discussions on what if Renesmee wasn’t born the perfect special little snowflake and instead was more monstrous-looking.
Summary: There is absolutely no way to predict how vampire and human genes are going to mix. Bella, just because vampires are beautiful to you doesn’t mean that when you mix them with humans, something equally beautiful will pop out. -Mervin, Breaking Dawn: Chapter 10 (part 1) sporking.

( This was not my golden red-haired boy or the chocolate-haired girl I used to be )

melissatreglia

Title: Of Juliet and Her Romeo
Author: Melissa Treglia (gnosticdiva)
Word Count: 2467
Rating: PG-13
Inspiration: Geraint Wyn Davies' brief cameo as an unnamed drama teacher in the 2007 Nancy Drew movie. His brief appearance was a shot of glee in an otherwise horrifically dull film. Of course, once I saw it, "Bella Swan in drama class circa New Moon" was the idea that came to mind. Why? Who the hell knows--but Bella needs an adult around who's actually sensible, observant and empathetic.
Warnings: Mild language, some disturbing canon themes.

Summary: Meet David Pierce, former Broadway thespian and current Forks High School drama teacher. He loves working with his eager young students, though some require more special handling than others.

( Maybe Bella Swan was part of his class because she needed to be. )

albion-witch.livejournal.com

Title:Puella Magi Bella Magica
Author: albion_witch
Series: The Twilight Saga/Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Inspiration: Again, Bella’s willingness to throw away her humanity, regardless of consequences
Rating: a light PG
Warning(s): Spoilers for Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Word Count: 974
Summary: After waking up from another dream, Bella meets a creature that promises to grant her greatest wish.

( Make a contract with me and you will be great )

melissatreglia

Title: Debate Fic 2: Natalie Lambert vs. Bella Swan
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka gnosticdiva)
Fandoms: Twilight/Forever Knight
Word Count: 1476
Rating: PG
Inspiration: marienomad's debate!fic series, obviously. I got into the act with a Nick vs. Edward fic, but I couldn't let it go at that. So here's the mortal loves.
Warnings: Some anti-human sentiments (as per Twilight's canon). Major spoilers for both series. Some shout-outs to some of my favourite anti-Twilight fic, too.

Summary: Natalie has words with Bella.

( So you never really let down your hair, relax and enjoy each other's company? Truly, a romance for the ages! )

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: Thor vs. Bella Cullen
Author: Marie Nomad
Fandom(s): Thor, Avengers, and Twilight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700
Inspiration: Bella's feelings about humanity
Warnings: None
Summary: Thor meets the new and improved Bella. They talk about humanity and they have very different ideas about humans as a species.

Current Mood: amused

melissatreglia

Title: Crossroads Blues
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka

gnosticdiva)
Fandoms: Twilight/Supernatural
Word Count: 623
Rating: PG
Inspiration: Someone made a post on

anti_bella about how Bella actually works better as a villainess than as a heroine. That definitely got the wheels turning, and Bella's desperation to be a vampire suddenly made a world of sense.
Warnings: None.

Summary: Edward was right about one thing. The Volturi aren't the bad guys.

( She would have everything she ever wanted if she just kissed him. )

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: John Lee Hooker - I Lay Down

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: Blissful Forever
Author: light4dawn
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: T
Word Count: 2,126
Warnings:
Summary: Breaking Dawn is over, and Bella can show Edward her thoughts. The first time, Bella exerted a lot of effort to show Edward how much she loved him, but what was it like the second time she let her shield down? What would Edward see if he could read her at will and not just the thoughts she wanted to show him?
Reccer's Notes: This is yet another Bella's Mind is a horrible thing to read fic. It was rather tragic. It is currently E/B but supports B/J but Bella didn't see it.

Current Mood: distressed

mibamonster.livejournal.com

Title: Bellatrix vs Edward
Author: Mibamonster
Fandom(s): Twilight & Harry Potter
Rating: G? PG-13?
Word count: 1142
Inspiration: The meadow scene in Twilight.
Warnings: Character death
Summary: During the meadow scene, Bellatrix Lestrange pops up for a little chat. Beginning comes from Twilight, p. 231-2

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marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: Pepper vs. Bella
Author: Marie Nomad
Fandom(s): Iron Man and Twilight
Rating: G
Word Count: 420
Inspiration: Just the character Bella that just doesn't do anything but whine.
Warnings: None
Summary: What happens when Pepper Potts and Bella Swan meet and debate about their boyfriends and goals?

Follow the Fake Cut

Current Mood: amused

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: It's Mine Now
Author: X5-452
Word Count: 2,255
Summary: Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now.
Characters: Leah, Jacob, Embry, Bella, Edward, and Charlie
Genre: Famly/Drama
Notes: This is an wonderful take on how much Bella missed when she became a vampire. There's this very sad scene that really highlighted it.

Current Mood: contemplative

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: You Could be Good For Me
Author: The 13th Fairie
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: T
Characters: Bella, Edward, Charlie and Jacob
Summary: After they return from Italy, Bella doubts Edward's love. What will she do?

This is one of those 'Bella realizes what a jerk Edward really is' fics. It's pretty good and had Bella pointing out why Edward doesn't really love her. She was honest with herself and look in herself. I enjoyed that.

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Entries tagged with character: bella swan

The Great Twilight Rewrite

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Scorched

Born of Vampire and Human

Of Juliet and Her Romeo

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Puella Magi Bella Magica

Debate Fic 2: Natalie Lambert vs. Bella Swan

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