twispitefic

Title: Bella's Darwin Award/ Cliff Diving
Author: Estrelya Chara
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 191
Inspiration: The Darwin Awards (given to those who improve the gene pool of humanity as a species- by removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner) and Bella's idiotic cliff diving experiment in New Moon.
Summary: Bella's obituary, as seen on an internet comedy website.

Cliff Diving
2006 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(17 March, Washington) A teenage girl from the small town of Forks, Washington, has recently demonstrated why one should not jump off cliffs without proper supervision.

The girl, Isabella Swan, had just accepted a friend's offer to take her cliff diving. However, he was late, and Isabella really wanted her adrenaline fix. Although she had never gone cliff diving before, and despite her friend's earlier warning that this location was only used by experts, Isabella decided that she was good enough to jump of the highest point of the cliff. To make matters worse, a rainstorm was in progress, and strong winds were lashing the cliff, making a dive a risky proposition even for the experts. But even this did not deter Isabella.

When Isabella jumped off the cliff, she was immediately swept away by the currents in the water beneath the cliff. Suffering from shock due to the chill and the impact with the water, as well as multiple broken bones and internal injuries, Isabella was not able to swim to safety. She drowned before her friend could save her.

charlie2cute.livejournal.com

Title: Her True Form
Author:

charlie2cute
Type: Crossover
Fandoms: Twilight (New Moon)/ Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 950
Inspiration:

das_mervin made a joke that Bella is a dementor in her sporking of New Moon.

Summary: Bella discovers the truth about herself
Author's Note: That's my first Twilight spite-fic and my first real crossover - it's a little OOC, but that's kind of the point. I hope that you enjoy it. =)

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Current Mood: devious

melissatreglia

Title: Of Juliet and Her Romeo
Author: Melissa Treglia (gnosticdiva)
Word Count: 2467
Rating: PG-13
Inspiration: Geraint Wyn Davies' brief cameo as an unnamed drama teacher in the 2007 Nancy Drew movie. His brief appearance was a shot of glee in an otherwise horrifically dull film. Of course, once I saw it, "Bella Swan in drama class circa New Moon" was the idea that came to mind. Why? Who the hell knows--but Bella needs an adult around who's actually sensible, observant and empathetic.
Warnings: Mild language, some disturbing canon themes.

Summary: Meet David Pierce, former Broadway thespian and current Forks High School drama teacher. He loves working with his eager young students, though some require more special handling than others.

( Maybe Bella Swan was part of his class because she needed to be. )

inmh.livejournal.com

Title: Wake-Up Call
Author:

inmh
Fandom(s): New Moon, Smallville
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 3,062
Inspiration: Smallville is just so saturated with badass women who do not take crap from anyone (And yet still retain enough vulnerability to make them relatable), I had to do something with at least one of them kicking Bella’s ass. I’ve already got a massive girl-crush on Tess and have her featured in many an in-progress story, so I figured I should use someone else for this one. AND THUS LOIS WAS CHOSEN FOR THE HOLY TASK. :D
Warnings: Language
Summary: Smallville crossover, set during New Moon. When nothing else worked, Charlie decided to call his niece in order to find a way to snap Bella out of her self-destructive zombie-funk.
Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville. It belongs to Jerry Siegal, Joe Shuster and the CW. Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

( "You're going to Kansas." )

mage-apprentice.livejournal.com

Title: Woes of Gianna
Author: mage_apprentice
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 801
Inspiration: New Moon; chapter 22: Flight; the situation behind the receptionist hired by the Volturi.
Warnings: Although occasional, it has severe swearing. Some descriptions may be a little graphic.
Summary: Bella and Edward's condensation towards Gianna is unwarranted.

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gehayi.livejournal.com

Title: Escape Route
Author:

gehayi
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 645
Summary: Charlie knows that Bella has never dealt well with unpleasant reality.
Inspiration: Because God Commanded It--Chapter 17—On the Head of a Pin.
Author's Notes: The italicized line at the beginning is from Touch of the Wind's Twilight/Supernatural crossover, Because God Commanded It, in which Bella becomes an angel and is then shoehorned into every scene in which Castiel appears thereafter.

The story takes place after Bella's leap from the cliff. AU in which Bella does not get to dodge the effects of gravity and physics.

***

( Sometimes Charlie couldn't help but hope that Bella was responding to something--anything!--that wasn't Edward Cullen. )

Current Mood: busy

das-mervin.livejournal.com

Title: Bellial
Author: Das Mervin
Fandom(s): Twilight/Supernatural
Rating: PG for thematic elements
Word Count: 4,100
Inspiration: New Moon
Warnings: Spoilers for season five of “Supernatural”.
Summary: I need you, Bella. I cannot do this without you. It’s destiny. We were meant to be. Trust me.
Author’s Note: Remember all of those stupid symbolic dreams of symbology in New Moon? Remember Edward’s voice in her head telling her to stop endangering herself? Remember that metaphorical hole she was always talking about? Yeah, here is my little crossover AU explanation of them, seeing as we never got a satisfactory answer for them. Not to mention a nice little slap in the face to Bella’s whining and entitlement issues. Enjoy.
Spoilers: Spoilers for Season 5 of “Supernatural”.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Twilight Saga. It is the property of Stephenie Meyer and Little, Brown and Company. I do not own the television series “Supernatural”. It is the property of the CW Network and Kripke Enterprises.

( Bellial )

kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: W.W.B.D? 2/2

Rating: PG-13 for language

Summary: Bella, home from Dartmouth for Thanksgiving, confronts the Cullens after her breakup with Edward.

Warning: None

Disclaimer: SMeyer owns. I borrow the characters and make them cooler.

( W.W.B.D? 2/2 )

kermit-thefrog.livejournal.com

Title: W.W.B.D? Part 1/2

Rating: PG-13 for some language

Summary: In the "Fast Cars and Freedom" verse. Bella is home from college for Thanksgiving, and must confront the Cullens.

Warnings: None

Books: Breaking Dawn/Eclipse/New Moon

Disclaimer: Meyer made this sparkly shit up. I wrote what I wished had happened.

( WWBD? Part 1/2 )

twistedinsight.livejournal.com

Title: Powerless
Author: twistedinsight
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series, mostly New Moon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1540
Inspiration: I don't think Bella has an angsty past. The editor who suggested that Reneè be handicapped had a good idea, except Billy's already handicapped. Also, Jacob was suppose to be a childhood friend and not just a romantic rival or rebound guy. Another thing that bothered me was that Jacob lost his mother years ago and she's never mentioned. She's mentioned less than Reneè!
Warnings: F-Bomb, character death, and disease.
Summary: This is kind of a flashback sort of thing. Reneè is sick and needs to stay with Charlie until she feels strong enough to take care of herself. Jacob's mother dies. I honestly liked Jacob before, so don't remind me of Eclipse.
Note: This is my first one :D

( She knew he couldn't do anything for her mother, though. She also knew what it was like to see a loved one in pain and want to fix it. They were all powerless. )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Location: Canada
Current Music: Animal- Neon Trees

sylvacoer.livejournal.com

Title: Bidding
Author:

sylvacoer
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 530
Inspiration: New Moon, Chapter 20: Volterra

( Aro has minions for a reason... )

Current Mood: chipper

a-lovesuicide.livejournal.com

Title: Baby Mine
Author:

xcircus_freakx
Fandom(s): the Twilight Series, New Moon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 165
Inspiration:

das_mervin's fic Requiem for Charlie Swan
Warnings: Is kinda sad-ish.
Summary: She really was her mother's daughter.
Author's Note:

das_mervin's fic "Requiem for Charlie Swan" was really heartwrenching and I decided to write a little ficlet from Renee's point of view about the situation. You might like to go read that fic first, since I make a few allusions to it in mine. The fic title comes from the lullaby Baby Mine, specifically, the version sung by Celtic Woman.

( And now Bella had left him. His baby girl. Their baby girl. )

erikalyndis.livejournal.com

Title: (Finally) Waking Up

Author: Erika Lyndis

Fandom(s): Twilight

Rating: PG-13 (for a lot of cussing)

Word Count: 769

Inspiration: Chapter 22 of New Moon where Edward attempts to prevent Bella from ordering a coke.

Warnings: Hints strongly at severe depression, which I guess could be trigger-ish.

Summary: Bella tells Edward where to stick it.

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das-mervin.livejournal.com

Title: Requiem for Charlie Swan
Author: Das Mervin
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating: PG-13 for thematic elements
Word Count: 2,885
Inspiration: The New Moon epilogue.
Warnings: It’s depressing.
Summary: “I’ve tried, Bella. I’ve had to sit back and watch you completely destroy yourself because you don’t think there’s anything wrong and you refuse to let anyone help you. I’ve tried to live with the idea that this is…this is just how things are going to be, but I can’t.”
Author’s Note: I have no idea how this happened. I just set out to write the typical “Charlie grows a backbone” spitefics as a final parting shot to New Moon, but before I knew it, I had…this. *flaps* Uh…enjoy?

( Requiem for Charlie Swan )

gehayi.livejournal.com

Title: Satellite Eyes
Author:

gehayi
Fandom(s): Buffy the Vampire Slayer/New Moon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,267
Summary: Edward gets to try out his "romantic" speeches on a woman who's both more critical and less adoring than Bella.
Inspiration: Chapter 23—The Truth.
Author's Notes: This chapter is chock-full of purple prose. I thought a little sense needed to be injected into the scene.

The italicized passages spoken by Edward throughout are from Chapter 23 of New Moon, and are by Meyer.

***

( 'So let me get this straight,' the blonde girl said, snickering. 'You hear that the girl you've been stalking is dead, and the first thought in your mind is 'I'm going to a small town in Italy, strip naked and hope that my dad's ex-boyfriend notices me and my body glitter'?' )

lisaerin.livejournal.com

Title: Discipline

Author:Lisaerin

Fandom: New Moon

Rating: PG 13

Word Count: 2712

Inspiration: New Moon, Chapter 4

Warnings: Mentions of attempted rape and abuse, language

Summary: Charlie Swan finds out about Bella's stunt in Port Angeles with Jessica, and is not happy.

Author's note: Mervin was talking about how Mrs.Stanley would have told Charlie that Bella did not go out with Jessica. I figured that Jessica would tell her mother about what Bella did, and she would tell Charlie.

( Charlie finally acts like a parent )

gehayi.livejournal.com

Title: Tough Love
Author:

gehayi
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating:PG-13
Word Count: 3,564
Inspiration:Chapter 24 – Vote.
Warnings: Swearing. A lot of swearing. Also, a couple of people think that Charlie is much too harsh with Bella and find this triggering. Your mileage may vary with this.
Summary: When Bella tells Charlie that she'll move out if he tries to punish her for running away, Charlie calls her bluff.
Author's Notes: The Italicized sentences at the beginning are by Meyer, and are from the chapter indicated.
Also, while I wouldn't recommend this behavior to most parents, and would sympathize with the kid in most cases...this is Bella Swan, folks. Charlie has been pushed beyond human limits for two books.

***

( 'Pack your things, Bella.' )

Current Mood: aggravated

lurkythespork.livejournal.com

Title: Unanimity

Author: Me, your murloc truly

Rating: PG

Word Count: 1,255

Inspiration: New Moon, Chapter 24

Warnings: Verbal abuse, albeit light

Summary: What if the Cullens actually responded to Bella's demand according to reason, or at least to their actual characterization?

( Characterization, such as it is, at any rate... )

lisaerin.livejournal.com

Title: Backbone
Author: Lisaerin
Fandom: The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,492
Inspiration: Chapter Six of Eclipse
Summary: Bella grows a backbone.
Author's Note: In Mervin's original Eclipse recap, she mentioned that she would like to write a spitefic where Bella destroyed the Porsche. I couldn't get around Alice's ability either, so I had Bella finally stand up to her. I hate Alice.

( Bella grows a backbone )

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Entries tagged with book: new moon

Bella's Darwin Award

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Of Juliet and Her Romeo

Spitefic: Wake-Up Call

Spitefic: Same Difference

Woes of Gianna

Spitefic: Escape Route (Charlie Swan, PG)

Spitefic: Bellial

W.W.B.D? Part 2

Fic: W.W.B.D?

Powerless

Spitefic: Bidding

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Spitefic: (Finally) Waking Up

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