twispitefic

Title: The Great Twilight Rewrite
Author: Neathra
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 9,444
Inspiration: Both MovieBob's "How Bob would Fix Batman (Link), and Mother's Basement's "Fixing Alfheim - The Worst Part of SAO" (Link)
Warnings: Through the rewrite process, I’ve toned down a lot of the creepy factor, but it might still be there, so to be safe, if it’s a warning about the Twilight Series, It’s a warning about this.
Summary: This is a rewrite of Twilight, that aims to take the piece that Stephanie Meyer gave us, and build a version where the characters aren't mean, stupid, victim's of authorial whim, or some combination of the above. My friend challenged me to create this after we watched Youtuber Mother's Basement's video "Fixing Alfhiem" (Which you should watch Now... Go, I'll wait).

Its certainly no Lord of the Rings, but I hope that I have created a fun, fluffy, wish fulfillment story. Link

gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Four
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,939
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language and minor amounts of violence
Summary: Five years after leaving home, the sisters have everything they could've wanted. However, Questa once again threatens that which they love...

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Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Montana

gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Three
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,279
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language and minor amounts of violence
Summary: In a kingdom far to the north, Felice finds work - and a friend while she's at it.

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Current Mood: busy

gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Two
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,647
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language and minor amounts of violence
Summary: Now on her own, Lovina finds herself a job - and someone to lean on while she's at it.

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Current Mood: satisfied
Current Location: Montana
Current Music: "Shiver My Timbers," from Muppet Treasure Island

gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part One
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,553
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language
Summary: When their new queen takes away their home and money, sisters Lovina and Felice Vargas embark on a journey to save their grandfather from homelessness.

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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Location: Montana
Current Music: "Hard Times" by Emmylou Harris

sashahoneypalm.livejournal.com

Title: The Angel
Author: Sasha Honeypalm
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 676
Inspiration: Chapter 18, "The Gargoyle". Also (on a more pleasant note) a homeless guy I used to buy lunch for.
Summary: A blind beggar in Paris makes an unusual friend.
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Title: The Tapestry
Author: Sasha Honeypalm
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 289
Inspiration: chapter 13, "The Weaver"
Warnings: rape, character death
Summary: A sexual predator meets a... different sort of predator.
( No one was quite sure who she was or where she came from... )

melissatreglia

Title: Ready, Set, Don’t Go
Author: Melissa Treglia (

gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1048
Inspiration: Christian calling Ana's dad Ray about the engagement in Fifty Shades Darker, before Ana could tell her dad herself. Gehayi and Ket's comments on that scene (and an accompanying macro or two) during their sporking made me wonder what Ray might've said to Christian. Of course, a loving dad would probably have a stroke at the thought of his daughter rushing into marriage after only a few weeks, but, y'know... I tried my best with the canon we've got.
Warnings: None, despite the source material… well, unless you count a well-deserved paternal threat.

Summary: Raymond Steele gets the news his little girl will be married soon.

( Someone give this poor guy a drink... )

jaydude2.livejournal.com

Title: Fifty Shades Concluded
Author: Jaydude2
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy/Kick-Ass
Word Count: 1337
Rating: PG-13
Inspiration: Just wanted to make sure the series ended with Christian Grey getting his just desserts.
Warnings: Strong language, mentions of torture and death, and implications of sexual violence
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned or featured in this story, or any of the franchises they are associated with.

( Let's see if this works )

* I know I referred to Hit-Girl as a blonde in Gehayi's sporking, but when in costume, Hit-Girl wears a wig of black or purple hair, depending on the medium.

celticlonging.livejournal.com

Title: Shifting Colours, part 10
Author: celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1622
Inspiration: gehayi and ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: The Mendozas are going home.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. And I am so sorry! I wrote this ages ago and never posted it here. Oops.

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Current Mood: embarrassed

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Author: frostedoverrose
Inspiration: I was reading some recaps. Gehayi and Ket said that they would love it if some girl didn't stare open mouthed and get flustered at the sight of Christian. So I got this idea.
Words:1,131
Summary: Caroline Frost goes in for a interview with Christian Grey. Thankfully she decides to listen to her instinct and get out of there, but not without some words.
Author's Note: I'm sure the timeline takes place somewhere in Fifty Shades of Grey or something, but it's in recent times. I think it's a sort of crossover. But I'll let you figure out which crossover. I did research some interview questions.

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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Burning Years by Story of the Year

celticlonging.livejournal.com

Title: Shifting Colours, part 9
Author:

celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1267
Inspiration:

gehayi and

ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Everyone tries to control the situation.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. I’d like to say a big thank-you to scribal_goddess for the loan of her original character.
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marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: Masks
Author: light4dawn
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: T
Word Count: 8,000
Summary: This is a realistic version of what happens after the happy ending. What happens after Breaking Dawn? Did Jacob really forget all about his tribe, his pack and his love for Bella because he imprinted on her daughter? Is Renesmee truly the key to Jacob's happiness? Can Jake and Bells really still be friends?

celticlonging.livejournal.com

Title: Shifting Colours, part 8
Author:

celticlonging
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: Fifty Shades canon
Word Count: 1,268
Inspiration:

gehayi and

ketmakura's sporking of Fifty Shades Darker

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Title: Words Do More Than Assert Dominance
Author: mage_apprentice
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some blood
Word Count:
Inspiration: Garret's infuriating speech and by esme_amelia's request.
Summary: Garret didn't think about the consequences of his little "speech."

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celticlonging.livejournal.com

Title: Shifting Colours, part 7
Author:

celticlonging
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: Fifty Shades canon
Word Count: 1,119
Inspiration:

gehayi and

ketmakura's sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: Robert hears about Leila.

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celticlonging.livejournal.com

Title: Shifting Colours, part 5
Author:

celticlonging
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG-13, because it talks about Christian Grey and mentions a sexual act that happens in Fifty Shades canon
Warnings: Brief mention of sexual act
Word Count: 1818
Inspiration:

gehayi and

ketmakura’s sporking of Fifty Shades Darker
Summary: The Mendozas continue to observe.
Author’s Note: I don’t own anything from Fifty Shades. I’d like to say a big thank-you to

scribal_goddess for the loan of Officer Emily Rayne. I tried to make Grey seem threatening in this chapter, and probably failed abysmally.

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Title: The Lone Wolf: Neelys Cemetery
Author: Quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2665
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn Chapter 12 - Some People Just Don't Grasp the Concept of "Unwelcome" (Part I), The Wedding Crashers
Warnings: Nudity, violence, and future Leah/Castiel
Summary: Leah's been on the road by herself for a while now. That's all about to change when she meets the Winchesters.
Disclaimer: Meyer owns Twilight. Kripke and Warner Brothers own Supernatural.

das_mervin and Mrs. Hyde own The Wedding Crashers. I'm using their timeline with permission.

Author's Note: The places mentioned are real. And this is another example of "writing while drunk." Or buzzed. Don't worry. I went back and edited it.

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melissatreglia

Title: The ABC's of Anti-Twilight

Author: Melissa Treglia (

gnosticdiva)

Fandom: Twilight

Word Count: 280

Rating: PG-13

Inspiration: A fannish alphabet poem on the Forever Knight fanfic site (archived here for the time being). I couldn't resist doing my own anti-Twilight alphabet poem based on the Western alphabet all of us Anglophones know so well. The rhyming scheme is all mine, though.

Warnings: Some language and mildly suggestive humour. Do not fold, bend, spindle or mutilate.

Summary: Learn your ABC's, the anti-Twilight way!

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aikaterini.livejournal.com

Title: And She Was Perfect

Author: Aikaterini

Fandom: Fifty Shades of Grey/Original Series

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 2,023

Inspirations: The last chapter of Fifty Shades of Grey

Warnings: Features whippings, violence

Summary: While brooding over Ana’s departure, Christian thinks that he’s found some compensation for his loss, but this pretty young woman has other plans…

Author’s Note: “Jenny” is an original character from a story that I’m working on.

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The Great Twilight Rewrite

A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Four - The Storm Begins

A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Three - To the North

A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Two - Over the Sea

A Tale of Two Sisters, Part One - Lovina and Felice

The Angel

The Tapestry

Ready, Set, Don't Go

Fifty Shades Concluded

Shifting Colours Part 10: Lovely Shade Of Green

Jerks Aren't Hot

Shifting Colours Part 9: Confrontation

Fic Rec: Masks

Shifting Colours Part 8: Manipulation and Happiness

Words Do More Than Assert Dominance

Shifting Colours Part 7: Siblings and Sociopaths

Shifting Colours Part 5: Of Oysters and Ego Trips

The Lone Wolf: Neelys Cemetery

The ABC's of Anti-Twilight

And She Was Perfect

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