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Title: The Great Twilight Rewrite
Author: Neathra
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 9,444
Inspiration: Both MovieBob's "How Bob would Fix Batman (Link), and Mother's Basement's "Fixing Alfheim - The Worst Part of SAO" (Link)
Warnings: Through the rewrite process, I’ve toned down a lot of the creepy factor, but it might still be there, so to be safe, if it’s a warning about the Twilight Series, It’s a warning about this.
Summary: This is a rewrite of Twilight, that aims to take the piece that Stephanie Meyer gave us, and build a version where the characters aren't mean, stupid, victim's of authorial whim, or some combination of the above. My friend challenged me to create this after we watched Youtuber Mother's Basement's video "Fixing Alfhiem" (Which you should watch Now... Go, I'll wait).

Its certainly no Lord of the Rings, but I hope that I have created a fun, fluffy, wish fulfillment story. Link

melissatreglia

Title: Ready, Set, Don’t Go
Author: Melissa Treglia (

gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1048
Inspiration: Christian calling Ana's dad Ray about the engagement in Fifty Shades Darker, before Ana could tell her dad herself. Gehayi and Ket's comments on that scene (and an accompanying macro or two) during their sporking made me wonder what Ray might've said to Christian. Of course, a loving dad would probably have a stroke at the thought of his daughter rushing into marriage after only a few weeks, but, y'know... I tried my best with the canon we've got.
Warnings: None, despite the source material… well, unless you count a well-deserved paternal threat.

Summary: Raymond Steele gets the news his little girl will be married soon.

( Someone give this poor guy a drink... )

melissatreglia

Title: Fifty Shades of Debate
Author: Melissa Treglia (

gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy/Griffin Unbowed (homebrew)
Word Count: 2195 (for part two only)
Rating: R
Author's Note: See Part 1 for explanation and warnings.

Summary: Griffin Blasko, protagonist of Griffin Unbowed, vs. Christian Grey of the Fifty Shades trilogy.

( Self-made man, my ass. )

melissatreglia

Title: Fifty Shades of Debate
Author: Melissa Treglia (

gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy/Griffin Unbowed (homebrew)
Word Count: 2487 (for part one only)
Rating: R
Inspiration: You really have to ask? Well, I've done this before with the Twilight vs. Forever Knight Debate Trilogy, but I realized I hadn't done a Fifty Shades debate fic yet. Also, I wanted to see what my original characters (Laila and Griffin) would make of Ana and Christian. Especially as Griffin's got a (somewhat) similar backstory to Christian. Turns out, my two are less than impressed by the Greys (shocker). Incidentally, this quickly got more serious than your typical debate fic, so apologies in advance if you wanted the funsies.
Warnings: Rated R for canon origins--includes disturbing canon themes and some strong language.

Summary: Laila Chadevsky (from my and my-coauthor's original vampire novel Griffin Unbowed) vs. Anastasia Steele-Grey of the Fifty Shades trilogy.

( Sex is always dirty if you do it right. )

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Nightwish - "Élan"

mage-apprentice.livejournal.com

Title: Words Do More Than Assert Dominance
Author: mage_apprentice
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some blood
Word Count:
Inspiration: Garret's infuriating speech and by esme_amelia's request.
Summary: Garret didn't think about the consequences of his little "speech."

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quicksilvermad.livejournal.com

Title: The Lone Wolf: Neelys Cemetery
Author: Quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2665
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn Chapter 12 - Some People Just Don't Grasp the Concept of "Unwelcome" (Part I), The Wedding Crashers
Warnings: Nudity, violence, and future Leah/Castiel
Summary: Leah's been on the road by herself for a while now. That's all about to change when she meets the Winchesters.
Disclaimer: Meyer owns Twilight. Kripke and Warner Brothers own Supernatural.

das_mervin and Mrs. Hyde own The Wedding Crashers. I'm using their timeline with permission.

Author's Note: The places mentioned are real. And this is another example of "writing while drunk." Or buzzed. Don't worry. I went back and edited it.

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nevacaruso.livejournal.com

Title: Bump In The Night
Author: Neva
Fandom: Fifty Shades trilogy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 480
Inspiration: Chapter Five of Fifty Shades Darker, and Gehayi and Ket Makura's sporking of same, in which they provided "spoilers from the future" about Christian Grey's bodyguard and his family situation. Thanks, ladies.
Warnings: None
Summary: Seven-year-old Sophie Taylor listens to voices from the grown-up world.

( *** )

nanoquill.livejournal.com

Title: ~~False~~ Starts
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: General audiences
Word Count: 267
Inspiration: Das Mervin's sporking of Eclipse Chapter 1. "I ask you, dear readers, WHO THE FUCK SENDS A LETTER LIKE THAT? ... Really, that just makes his whole note look awful, and casts Jacob in a terrible light—because all it does is make his note look like the most passhole-aggresshole thing ever, and just trying to guilt-trip Bella instead of taking a stand or making a point." So, I tried to figure out what was going through Jacob's head to make him do that.
Warnings: Absolutely nothing.
Author's Notes: I know, there's already a story based on Jacob's note, but... [shrugs]
Summary: Thinking of what he wants to say is easy. Thinking of something Bella will pay attention to, on the other hand...

( False Starts )

melissatreglia

Title: Normal Guy vs. Edward Cullen vs. Griffin Blasko
Author: Melissa Treglia (gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Twilight/original series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 728
Warning: Brief language.
Author's Note: Griffin Blasko is the hero from the vampire novel I co-wrote with a friend. He's a special (and rare) breed of vampire known as the Pureblood (which is basically an ubervamp bred as a living weapon). His human girlfriend, Laila Chadevsky, is a nice Jewish girl who's very supernatural-savvy and is often the voice of reason in his messed up life (in a nutshell, she's Grade-A anti_bella material). Together, they fight crime!

Summary: Yet another "Normal Guy" vs. Edward Cullen comparison--this time, featuring the Pureblood vampire Griffin Blasko.

( The things Griffin would do for his girl, Laila... )

mage-apprentice.livejournal.com

Title: In Wolf Language
Author:

mage_apprentice
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: Teen (for language)
Word Count: 806
Warning: Lots of wolf italics but with dialogue tags.
Summary: Seth heard what you said about his sister, Jake . . .

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melissatreglia

Title: Brief Candle
Author: Melissa Treglia (aka

gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 728
Inspiration: Mervin's sporking of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, specifically the fact that Meyer failed abysmally to give Bree her own voice and make her a sympathetic character (as opposed to being Bella's Mini-Me). I've also used Bree's character sheet in the official guide to fill in the gaping holes that the Bree Tanner novella left open.
Warning: Some strong language, implied character death, and disturbing canon themes.

Summary: Not all vampires get to live forever. Some die very young.

( My life has never been mine. Someone else has always been pulling my strings. )

charamei.livejournal.com

Title: In Which Christian Grey Is Not Special Enough To Be A Threat To The Multiverse
Author:

charamei
Fandoms: Fifty Shades of Grey/homebrew (Evanya)
Wordcount: 660
Inspiration: This chapter of Fifty Shades, in which Christian tries to excuse his... well, his personality by telling Ana he was abused as a teenager.

Summary: Christian might be giving Irien the willies, but some evil is all too mundane.

( I didn’t want to. She was all I wanted, needed. And besides, she’d have beaten the shit out of me. )

Current Music: Charlie Drake: Old Mr Shadow

stormswift

Title: You May/You May Not

Author: stormswift

Word Count: 2,900

Summary: Consent is paramount in the world of BDSM.

Rating: PG-13 for frank discussion of assault and boundaries; light sexytimes.

Notes: Let’s pretend that Christian is actually the experienced dom he claims to be. This was inspired by the scene in “Fifty Shades of Grey” where José calls Ana and Christian gets upset. This is also my attempt to rectify the portrayal of BDSM and inject this erotic novel with a little bit of actual erotica.

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marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: It's Mine Now
Author: X5-452
Word Count: 2,255
Summary: Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now.
Characters: Leah, Jacob, Embry, Bella, Edward, and Charlie
Genre: Famly/Drama
Notes: This is an wonderful take on how much Bella missed when she became a vampire. There's this very sad scene that really highlighted it.

Current Mood: contemplative

gehayi.livejournal.com

Title: Of Sense and Sunlight
Author:

gehayi
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,175
Inspiration: Part 8 of

das_mervin's sporking of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.
Disclaimer: Definitely not my universe, and I'm not making a profit from this.
Summary: One of the vampires in Victoria's army publicly points out a few logical flaws in Riley's plan.

***

( Riley? That doesn't make any sense. )

Current Mood: hungry

mage-apprentice.livejournal.com

Title: Contractual Obligations
Author: Chaotic Neutral
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 5935
Characters: Bella Swan, other male
Summary: Some feel that things ended just a little too perfectly. Almost as though it had all been planned. Meet the puppet master.

This is a little gem I found just today in the Twilight Sucks v.3 boards. I assure you that Chaotic Neutral got karma for it from me.

Current Mood: excited

marienomad.livejournal.com

Title: You Could be Good For Me
Author: The 13th Fairie
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: T
Characters: Bella, Edward, Charlie and Jacob
Summary: After they return from Italy, Bella doubts Edward's love. What will she do?

This is one of those 'Bella realizes what a jerk Edward really is' fics. It's pretty good and had Bella pointing out why Edward doesn't really love her. She was honest with herself and look in herself. I enjoyed that.

inmh.livejournal.com

Title: Ninety
Author:

inmh
Fandom(s): Twilight Series (Could fit for just about any)
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 471
Inspiration: Because after having three beloved pets die because of assholes who couldn't be bothered to follow a simple damn speed limit, I'm not inclined to Edward's driving practices. At. All.
Warnings: Language
Summary: In which Charlie gets the biggest, bestest gift ever.
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Not me. Thank God.

( He should have been more careful. )

inmh.livejournal.com

Title: Wake-Up Call
Author:

inmh
Fandom(s): Eclipse, Smallville
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 1,093
Inspiration: Because I think Because Bella's a little thicker than Lois could anticipate. And I really wanted to have Lois flip-out at the car-engine thing. It's shorter than the first, but I may yet write more. THIS IS ADDICTIVE. :D
Warnings: Language
Summary: Smallville crossover, set during Eclipse. Lois gets a call at work that turns into much more than just a stern talking-to.
Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville. It belongs to Jerry Siegal, Joe Shuster and the CW. Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

( "What do you mean 'I wasn't trying to kill myself'? What the hell do you think happens when you jump off of a cliff?" )

nintendogal55.livejournal.com

Title: Departure
Author:

nintendogal55
Fandom: The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4,052
Inspiration: Breaking Dawn
Summary: Leah Clearwater has had enough. She is ready to leave the reservation, re-locate to another town and college, and just start fresh on her own. There is resistance in the pack, however. But Leah is no doormat. She will not allow this continue any longer. It's her life, not theirs, and she is damn well going to let them know it.
Warnings: Swearing

( Leah is LEAVING )

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Entries tagged with genre: general

The Great Twilight Rewrite

Ready, Set, Don't Go

Fifty Shades of Debate (2/2)

Fifty Shades of Debate (1/2)

Words Do More Than Assert Dominance

The Lone Wolf: Neelys Cemetery

Ficlet: "Bump In The Night"

Fic: False Starts

Normal Guy vs. Edward Cullen vs. Griffin Blasko

In Wolf Language

Brief Candle

In Which Christian Grey Is Not Special Enough To Be A Threat To The Multiverse

You May/You May Not

Fic Rec: It's Mine Now

Spitefic: Of Sense and Sunlight

Fic Rec: Contractual Obligations

Fic Rec: You Could Be Good For Me

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Spitefic: Wake-Up Call II: Death By Long-Distance

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