Bella's Darwin Award
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twispiteficTitle: Bella's Darwin Award/ Cliff Diving
Author: Estrelya Chara
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 191
Inspiration: The Darwin Awards (given to those who improve the gene pool of humanity as a species- by removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner) and Bella's idiotic cliff diving experiment in New Moon.
Summary: Bella's obituary, as seen on an internet comedy website.
Cliff Diving
2006 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(17 March, Washington) A teenage girl from the small town of Forks, Washington, has recently demonstrated why one should not jump off cliffs without proper supervision.
The girl, Isabella Swan, had just accepted a friend's offer to take her cliff diving. However, he was late, and Isabella really wanted her adrenaline fix. Although she had never gone cliff diving before, and despite her friend's earlier warning that this location was only used by experts, Isabella decided that she was good enough to jump of the highest point of the cliff. To make matters worse, a rainstorm was in progress, and strong winds were lashing the cliff, making a dive a risky proposition even for the experts. But even this did not deter Isabella.
When Isabella jumped off the cliff, she was immediately swept away by the currents in the water beneath the cliff. Suffering from shock due to the chill and the impact with the water, as well as multiple broken bones and internal injuries, Isabella was not able to swim to safety. She drowned before her friend could save her.
Author: Estrelya Chara
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 191
Inspiration: The Darwin Awards (given to those who improve the gene pool of humanity as a species- by removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner) and Bella's idiotic cliff diving experiment in New Moon.
Summary: Bella's obituary, as seen on an internet comedy website.
Cliff Diving
2006 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(17 March, Washington) A teenage girl from the small town of Forks, Washington, has recently demonstrated why one should not jump off cliffs without proper supervision.
The girl, Isabella Swan, had just accepted a friend's offer to take her cliff diving. However, he was late, and Isabella really wanted her adrenaline fix. Although she had never gone cliff diving before, and despite her friend's earlier warning that this location was only used by experts, Isabella decided that she was good enough to jump of the highest point of the cliff. To make matters worse, a rainstorm was in progress, and strong winds were lashing the cliff, making a dive a risky proposition even for the experts. But even this did not deter Isabella.
When Isabella jumped off the cliff, she was immediately swept away by the currents in the water beneath the cliff. Suffering from shock due to the chill and the impact with the water, as well as multiple broken bones and internal injuries, Isabella was not able to swim to safety. She drowned before her friend could save her.
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