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Author: Melissa Treglia (aka
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Rating: G
Word Count: 921
Inspiration: A certain charming picture book by Judith Viorst. Re-reading this little book, which I so loved as a child, encouraged me to re-write the first three chapters of the Twilight story using Judith's language and writing style.
Author's Note: We interrupt your regularly scheduled spitefic to bring a little palate-cleanser... mostly because I had to get some silliness out of my system before finishing up the next Mending Sunrise installment (wherein the proverbial naturally-expended waste is launched into the atmospheric oscillation device) and beginning a kickass crossover. I hope you enjoy this in the meanwhile.
Summary: Bella wakes up with her hair in tangles... and her day just gets worse from there.
( I think I'll move to South America. )