Spitefic: Alice's Gift

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Title: Alice's Gift
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,127
Summary: What would have happened if Alice had changed Bella on the plane.
Chapter Inspiration: Chapter 19 – Race
Author’s Note: sashocirrione wanted a fic in which all of Bella's inane imaginings—like being turned on the plane—came true. I ended up writing four linked fics instead.


( 'Why NOT change you now?' Alice says thoughtfully. 'It's not like you aren't going to be a vampire eventually.' )

Spitefic: Calling Edward

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Title: Calling Edward
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,428
Summary: The phone call in which Rosalie told Edward that Bella was dead—from Rosalie's point of view.
Chapter Inspiration: New Moon Aside — Rosalie
Author’s Notes: There are two problems with this outtake: a) Edward is telling the story and b) Meyer is writing it. Obviously the story needs to be told from Rosalie's non-emo point of view.

Meyer's dialogue is in bold.


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( Rosalie wasn't particularly eager to call Edward, but it had to be done. )

Spitefic: Under Arrest

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Title: Under Arrest
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 782
Summary: When Alice tries to bribe a guard with a wad of thousand-dollar bills, the consequences are anything but what she or Bella expected.
Chapter Inspiration: Chapter 20 – Volterra
Author’s Note: Seriously, why does Meyer think bribery will work with every single person ever?

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( Three hours after they tried to bribe the guard, the young women were under arrest. )

Spitefic: Teamwork

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Title: Teamwork
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): New Moon
Rating: R
Word Count: 900
Summary: Marcus's power isn't weak or useless—and the Volturi are a highly efficient team.
Chapter Inspiration: Chapter 21 – Verdict
Author’s Note: Marcus's power to see relationships seemed pointless, save as a plot contrivance. Then I started thinking about ways that it could be both powerful and useful to the Volturi. By the time I was done, I realized that Marcus could easily be a badass after all.


( The Volturi hadn't kept power all these centuries by being nice. )

Spitefic: Better Loving Through Suicide

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Title: Better Loving Through Suicide
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,189
Summary: Post-canon. Ten years after their marriage, Edward and Bella will stop at nothing to make each other happy…even if it means that each of them has to die.
Chapter Inspiration: Chapter 18 — The Funeral
Author’s Note: indigostohelit pointed out that "Bella attempts suicide, and this is a sign of her love for Edward. Edward attempts suicide, and this is a sign of his love for Bella." That got me wondering--what would a relationship be like in which both parties considered suicide to be the ultimate way of saying "I love you"?

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( Edward, my dearest, because it is your birthday, I am going to kill myself. )

Spitefic: broken glass

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Title: broken glass
Author: xcircus_freakx
Fandom(s): Twilight series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 190
Inspiration: Chapter 17 - Visitor (New Moon; when Alice returns to see Bella)
Warnings: Character death
Summary: Bella doesn't completely acknowledge that Alice is hungry...
Author's Note: This was written because I didn't understand how Alice could coddle Bella like a baby when she's practically starving from not having eaten in a long while. Canon is broken a little bit (in giving Alice fangs). Also, the line "A perfect, pearly gorgeous smile...like broken glass" was inspired by a line from the Alice in Wonderland fic Alice, Afterwards.

EDIT: Fixed a part where I accidentally switch to past tense. BLECH.

( Alice just smiles. )

Spitefic: Genre Fusion

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Title: Genre Fusion
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 730
Summary: For years, everyone has figured that Renesmee Cullen will marry Jacob Black when she's old enough. It never occurred to anyone that she might want someone else--or a different kind of life.
Inspiration: Written for pocky_slash's Not My Fandom Fest, where the object was to write a fic for a fandom you weren't part of based on what you'd learned from your friends and from fandom at large.
Author's Note: From what I know, Renesmee is a complete brat in the books who is completely aware, AT TWO DAYS OLD, that Jacob wants her. Here, she's not like that--mainly because I wanted to create some alternative to the future Meyer sets out for her.

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( I don't know how to break this to you, Jacob, but... )

Spitefic: Idiot

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Title: Idiot
Author: elementallove  (aka Martina Wilkinson)
Rating: PG (just to be safe)
Warnings: None
Inspiration: Ch. 19-After Alice calls Jasper to tell him she and Bella are going to Rome
Summary: The Volturi were never going to kill them. Alice needs to stop making everything sound so dramatic. 

( His brother and his girlfriend were idiots, and they were dragging Alice down with them. )

Spitefic: The Consequence

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Title: The Consequence
Author: elementallove  (aka Martina Wilkinson)
Rating: PG13
Inspiration: Ch. 21- There was no consequence for the Cullens breaking the Volturi's one law
Summary: The Volturi enforce their laws, no matter who breaks them.

( The Volturi enforce their laws, no matter who breaks them. )

Reality

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Title: Reality
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 360
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 15 - Pressure
Warnings: Angst.
Summary: Had the law of physics been followed, Bella's suicide attempt would have been infinitely more serious...

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The Break-In

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Title: The Break-In
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 891
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 17 - Visitor
Warnings: F-bomb
Summary: Charlie reacts like any cop would to a home invasion.

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Unwanted Visitor

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Title: Unwanted Visitor
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1251
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 17 - Visitor
Warnings: Triggering conversation about suicide.
Summary: Alice, after crashing at Casa De Swan and staring at Bella all night, tells Charlie about Bella's cliff dive.

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Supernatural Backup

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Title: Supernatural Backup
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1532
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 17 - Visitor
Warnings: F-bomb
Summary: Ties in with "Unwanted Visitor". Charlie goes to Harry Clearwater's funeral and gets some help from Leah to scare off Alice.

( They make a good team. )

The Saints Take Out Alice

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Title: The Saints Take Out Alice
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series, The Boondock Saints (follows canon timeline set before BDS II)
Rating: R
Word Count: 983
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 19 - Race, Meyer's Catholic Bashing
Warnings: Violence, language (the MacManus brothers swear a lot.)
Summary: Upon arrival to Italy, Bella and Alice encounter two foul-mouthed Catholic twins who are on a mission from God to rid the world of evil.

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Grounded

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Title: Grounded
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 578
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 22 - Flight
Warnings: F-bomb
Summary: Charlie meets Bella at the airport when Alice and Edward finally bring her back from Italy.

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Intruder

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Title: Intruder
Author: quicksilvermad
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: R
Word Count: 1196
Inspiration: New Moon: Chapter 23 - The Truth
Warnings: Violence, language, character death, nudity
Summary: Charlie deals with Edward's trespassing the way he should have. As a cop, father, and man with ties to the Quileute community.

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Spitefic: everything burns

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Title: everything burns
Author: xcircus_freakx
Fandom(s): Twilight series
Rating: R
Word Count: 518
Inspiration: Emily and Sam Uley's relationship in the series.
Warnings: Abuse implications, semi-graphic violence, character death
Summary: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Author's Note: Set Post-BD. I hated how Emily just went off and happily married Sam even though he ripped up her face, so I decided to try and explore why she chose (or maybe was forced) to stay with him and how it would affect her, eventually possibly leading to a mental break of sorts where she finally realized that she had to get out of the relationship using whatever means necessary. Fic title comes from the song "Everything Burns" by Anastacia (ft. Ben Moody).

( The mask cracked and shattered and she screamed. )