twispitefic

Title: Here's The Truth
Character: Hades(Disney version)
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Summary: Inspired by Chapter 23 of Feminist Fairy Tales. Hades gives us the real story of him and Persephone.
Rating: PG

So, I've been hearing all sorts of rumors about me and Persephone. How I kidnapped her, dragged her down to my dark, dank kingdom below and tricked her into staying. How when her mother found out where she was she went all apeshit and decided hey, I'm gonna fuck the world over unless my darling little Kore is given back to me. Then there was the whole pomegranate thing, and before you could say "unbreakable oath", I had myself a Queen.

The truth is, she wanted to come. Girl was bored out of her immortal skull, living up on Olympus. Not that I blame her. There's a reason I don't visit that much, and it's not just because I'm not exactly Mr. Party. A god can take so much of Zeus bragging about his latest "conquest" before he snaps. And don't get me started on Hera! Why she's still married to "Can't Keep it In His Pants" I'll never know. Not that the rest of my family is any better. The only halfway decent one is Demeter, and even she has her moments.

So, Persephone. I'd met her a few times when I was 'summoned' to Olympus by Lightning Boy, and we hit it off pretty good. She had brains and beauty, and I fell for her pretty quick. Like me, she found Olympus to be Bore Central, and I offered to give her a tour of my kingdom. She agreed, and off we went. But there was one slight hitch.

She didn't tell anyone where she was going. Naturally, Demeter freaked, and well, Winter with a capital W fell on the Earth. But contrary to what you might have heard, it didn't last that long. I was able to get an envoy to her, reassuring her that Persephone was fine. After that little hiccup, Demeter was firmly in my camp, especially since I told her I'd make her daughter my co-ruler and Queen. She even came to the wedding.

But then Thunder For Brains had to stick his nose in it, and decree that because my WIFE was the "Goddess of Spring", that meant she couldn't stay with me. So Demeter, Persephone and I came up with the pomegranate idea. Yeah, it sucks royally that we have to be apart, even for a little bit, but lemme tell ya, the reunion sex is FANTASTIC.

So there's the truth.