Puppy-Head
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twispiteficTitle: Puppy-Head
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celticlonging
Fandom: A Twilight/Tiny Toons crossover
Rating: G
Word Count: 383
Inspiration: I was spending some quality time on You-Tube when this little plot-bunny hopped along and punched me in the face. This is the result.
Summary: Jacob and Leah are on patrol when they come across...well, you'll see.
Jacob and Leah ran through the forest. Jacob knew Leah was irritated at having to patrol with him. To be honest, he wasn’t pleased about having her around either. What was the point of a female werewolf, anyway? There hadn’t been any before; what was so special – or freakish – about Leah that she should be one?
He felt her wince at his thought, but he didn’t feel sorry for her. It was her own fault. He tried to keep up with the smaller, swifter she-wolf as she ran ahead of him.
They were heading towards the cliff. Billy had given the entire pack a long lecture about how if any of their human friends wanted to go cliff diving, they would have to be supervised by at least one member of the pack.
Jacob could understand that. Bella would have drowned if he hadn’t been around to save her.
When they got to the cliff, however, both wolves stopped in horror. A girl stood dangerously close to the cliff edge. She had red hair, and was wearing a white skirt, light blue shirt and a blue bow on top of her head. The wolves could hear her singing to herself.
What is she doing out here? Leah was aghast. She sniffed the air. I can’t smell any other humans around, so her parents clearly aren’t here.
Jacob padded out of the cover of the trees. I’ll phase back, and go talk to her.
Wait, what? You’ll freak her out! You’re naked, remember? If she sees you naked as a human, she’ll be scarred for life!
Before Jacob could creep back into the forest, the girl turned around and saw him.
Uh-oh.
The girl’s eyes lit up and she beamed with delight. “Lookit the cute little puppy-head!” she squealed.
The next thing Jacob knew, his neck was being squeezed in a vice-like grip.
“You are just the cutey-wootiest sweetie-weetiest puppy-wuppy!”
The little girl let go of Jacob’s neck; while he was gasping for breath, she grabbed him by the tail and began to skip away, swinging Jacob as if he were a toy. Jacob’s head bounced painfully on the ground.
“I am going to hug you and kiss you and squeeze you into itty-bitty pieces!”
Ow! Ow! Leah! Ow! Help! Ow! Leah, help!
END.
Author:
celticlongingFandom: A Twilight/Tiny Toons crossover
Rating: G
Word Count: 383
Inspiration: I was spending some quality time on You-Tube when this little plot-bunny hopped along and punched me in the face. This is the result.
Summary: Jacob and Leah are on patrol when they come across...well, you'll see.
Jacob and Leah ran through the forest. Jacob knew Leah was irritated at having to patrol with him. To be honest, he wasn’t pleased about having her around either. What was the point of a female werewolf, anyway? There hadn’t been any before; what was so special – or freakish – about Leah that she should be one?
He felt her wince at his thought, but he didn’t feel sorry for her. It was her own fault. He tried to keep up with the smaller, swifter she-wolf as she ran ahead of him.
They were heading towards the cliff. Billy had given the entire pack a long lecture about how if any of their human friends wanted to go cliff diving, they would have to be supervised by at least one member of the pack.
Jacob could understand that. Bella would have drowned if he hadn’t been around to save her.
When they got to the cliff, however, both wolves stopped in horror. A girl stood dangerously close to the cliff edge. She had red hair, and was wearing a white skirt, light blue shirt and a blue bow on top of her head. The wolves could hear her singing to herself.
What is she doing out here? Leah was aghast. She sniffed the air. I can’t smell any other humans around, so her parents clearly aren’t here.
Jacob padded out of the cover of the trees. I’ll phase back, and go talk to her.
Wait, what? You’ll freak her out! You’re naked, remember? If she sees you naked as a human, she’ll be scarred for life!
Before Jacob could creep back into the forest, the girl turned around and saw him.
Uh-oh.
The girl’s eyes lit up and she beamed with delight. “Lookit the cute little puppy-head!” she squealed.
The next thing Jacob knew, his neck was being squeezed in a vice-like grip.
“You are just the cutey-wootiest sweetie-weetiest puppy-wuppy!”
The little girl let go of Jacob’s neck; while he was gasping for breath, she grabbed him by the tail and began to skip away, swinging Jacob as if he were a toy. Jacob’s head bounced painfully on the ground.
“I am going to hug you and kiss you and squeeze you into itty-bitty pieces!”
Ow! Ow! Leah! Ow! Help! Ow! Leah, help!
END.
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Date: 2013-04-06 06:38 pm (UTC)ELMIRA?!
*starts humming the Tiny Toons theme song*
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Date: 2013-04-09 08:16 pm (UTC)Glad you like the story!
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Date: 2013-04-06 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-09 08:18 pm (UTC)That was the idea.
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Date: 2013-04-08 02:18 pm (UTC)It is still unknown if he is dead or just permanently unconscious due to Elmira's version of true love.
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Date: 2013-04-09 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-08 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-09 08:20 pm (UTC)