Spitefic: Getting Bent
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twispiteficI think it is high time Bella learned that women can be very strong people. So I have taken the liberty of gathering four of my favorite female characters to teach a little lesson. So with no further ado take it away ladies!
Toph was getting tired of waiting as herself, Katara and the other two women she had just met were siting out side on the front lawn of one Bella Swan. She spat and started tapping her foot. This helped her keep occupied as she was able to get a feel for her surroundings.
Katara noticed that her friend was getting impatient as night fell. She took some comfort in seeing the full moon rise and increase in strength it brought.
Eowyn of Rohan was feeling a little uneasy as the place the four were sent was in the middle of the forrest. Having lived most of her life on the open plains of Middle-Earth most of her life she felt closed in.
Leia Solo was concentrating on keeping track of the group's two targets though the Force. Edward Cullen was siting in one of the rooms in the house waiting for this Bella to arrive home. It was not difficult to keep up with someone as seeped with the Dark Side as him. She also noted the moods of her companions as they waited.
Soon enough an old pickup truck came driving up to the house.
Bella Swan was confused as she stepped out of her car to find not her father but four fierce and angry looking women waiting for her.
"Edward?" She called into the house. "He can't hear you", Leia interjected,"I clouded his mind with the Force so he won't interfere till we want him to." "Well since he's part of this little talk too why not let him know? I 'm really looking forward to kicking his prissy butt." Toph added.
"Good point. Alright call him again." Bella screamed for his help. This time, faster than most of them could see, Edward came flying out of an open upstairs window to the ground bellow.
Due to his impact with the ground Toph was the first to get a good "look" at Edward. The rippling vibrations reveled a very angular build that was quite scrawny that left her wondering what the appeal was. The other three seemed to agree with her. "Yuck, is that considered attractive?" "The boy looks ill if you ask me" "Looks like Palpatine's cousin quite frankly, give me a scruffy nerfhearder any day."
"Be ready, Toph", Katara warned, "he might try something." "Relax Katara, between me and the space princess I think we've got sparklebutt here covered." Edward sneered at them "What did you say you little blind worm?"
Leia lashed out at him with the Force,"Anything she wants nerfspit." Edward was sent fling end over end by the blast. When he got up Toph stepped up and used her earthbending to force Edward forward in a jerky, undignified manner before knocking him down and pinning him to the ground. "So that's kinda what bloodbending's like... cool."
Bella tried to run over to him but after about two steps Katara used bloodbending to pull her back to them and pin her down also.
Eowyn came forward "Now that we have your attention let us discuss how you're disrespecting your gender and your species for that matter Swan." "Disrespecting my gender? What are you talking about? As for my species well humanity deserves it!" Eowyn kicked her in the ribs for that. "You could use to put a little more respect into your tone when addressing the woman who killed the Witch King of Angmar." "Yes, in fact all four of us played key roles in saving our worlds from disaster", Katara added, "and in Leia's case she helped save an entire galaxy." Bella looked even more confused "How? You are all female like me so you mean you provided moral support while the men fought?" Eowyn kicked her in the head this time,"No, I killed an otherwise immortal monster in single combat BECAUSE I am a woman. Don't you read? It's a popular story.""I fought along side soldiers in a interstellar civil war and the Jedi don't care about gender or race at all. Do you not watch movies too?" "Me and Toph are two of the greatest masters of our respective arts. I had to go duel a woman hating master to earn the right to learn. You didn't see me back down did you?"
With those questions ringing in Bella's ears they let her go. She turned to see Leia drive off Edward with her lightsaber and then they suddenly vanished.
Hope you enjoyed. If you know any wolves that need a beating I wouldn't mind sicing these Ladies on them too.
Toph was getting tired of waiting as herself, Katara and the other two women she had just met were siting out side on the front lawn of one Bella Swan. She spat and started tapping her foot. This helped her keep occupied as she was able to get a feel for her surroundings.
Katara noticed that her friend was getting impatient as night fell. She took some comfort in seeing the full moon rise and increase in strength it brought.
Eowyn of Rohan was feeling a little uneasy as the place the four were sent was in the middle of the forrest. Having lived most of her life on the open plains of Middle-Earth most of her life she felt closed in.
Leia Solo was concentrating on keeping track of the group's two targets though the Force. Edward Cullen was siting in one of the rooms in the house waiting for this Bella to arrive home. It was not difficult to keep up with someone as seeped with the Dark Side as him. She also noted the moods of her companions as they waited.
Soon enough an old pickup truck came driving up to the house.
Bella Swan was confused as she stepped out of her car to find not her father but four fierce and angry looking women waiting for her.
"Edward?" She called into the house. "He can't hear you", Leia interjected,"I clouded his mind with the Force so he won't interfere till we want him to." "Well since he's part of this little talk too why not let him know? I 'm really looking forward to kicking his prissy butt." Toph added.
"Good point. Alright call him again." Bella screamed for his help. This time, faster than most of them could see, Edward came flying out of an open upstairs window to the ground bellow.
Due to his impact with the ground Toph was the first to get a good "look" at Edward. The rippling vibrations reveled a very angular build that was quite scrawny that left her wondering what the appeal was. The other three seemed to agree with her. "Yuck, is that considered attractive?" "The boy looks ill if you ask me" "Looks like Palpatine's cousin quite frankly, give me a scruffy nerfhearder any day."
"Be ready, Toph", Katara warned, "he might try something." "Relax Katara, between me and the space princess I think we've got sparklebutt here covered." Edward sneered at them "What did you say you little blind worm?"
Leia lashed out at him with the Force,"Anything she wants nerfspit." Edward was sent fling end over end by the blast. When he got up Toph stepped up and used her earthbending to force Edward forward in a jerky, undignified manner before knocking him down and pinning him to the ground. "So that's kinda what bloodbending's like... cool."
Bella tried to run over to him but after about two steps Katara used bloodbending to pull her back to them and pin her down also.
Eowyn came forward "Now that we have your attention let us discuss how you're disrespecting your gender and your species for that matter Swan." "Disrespecting my gender? What are you talking about? As for my species well humanity deserves it!" Eowyn kicked her in the ribs for that. "You could use to put a little more respect into your tone when addressing the woman who killed the Witch King of Angmar." "Yes, in fact all four of us played key roles in saving our worlds from disaster", Katara added, "and in Leia's case she helped save an entire galaxy." Bella looked even more confused "How? You are all female like me so you mean you provided moral support while the men fought?" Eowyn kicked her in the head this time,"No, I killed an otherwise immortal monster in single combat BECAUSE I am a woman. Don't you read? It's a popular story.""I fought along side soldiers in a interstellar civil war and the Jedi don't care about gender or race at all. Do you not watch movies too?" "Me and Toph are two of the greatest masters of our respective arts. I had to go duel a woman hating master to earn the right to learn. You didn't see me back down did you?"
With those questions ringing in Bella's ears they let her go. She turned to see Leia drive off Edward with her lightsaber and then they suddenly vanished.
Hope you enjoyed. If you know any wolves that need a beating I wouldn't mind sicing these Ladies on them too.
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Date: 2011-04-19 11:29 pm (UTC)Ok I Have No Idea how to do this
Date: 2011-04-20 01:16 am (UTC)Sorry first time messing with this so
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Date: 2011-04-20 02:03 am (UTC)Type < lj - cut >.
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Date: 2011-04-20 09:47 am (UTC)Re: Ok I Have No Idea how to do this
Date: 2011-04-20 01:48 pm (UTC)Can you be a little more specific?
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Date: 2011-04-20 03:36 pm (UTC)Perhaps this FAQ from LJ will help:
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Date: 2011-04-20 03:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-20 12:13 pm (UTC)It seems a little OOC for Katara to use bloodbending on Bella, though...in the show, she was always really uncomfortable with using that power. Other than that, great job!
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Date: 2011-04-20 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-21 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 10:25 am (UTC)Seriously, Bella is not even close to being a strong female character. In fact, she sets back feminism by a century.
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Date: 2011-08-21 01:56 am (UTC)