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twispiteficAmputated at the Neck
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4167451/1/Amputated_at_the_Neck
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A beautiful girl named Friggen Gorgeous moves to the town of Spatulas, and meets a mysterious alien named Xlormp. It's a totally hilarious parody of the entire series. Read it at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
xlormp.
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4167451/1/Amputated_at_the_Neck
The Most Popular Book in the Whole World
A beautiful girl named Friggen Gorgeous moves to the town of Spatulas, and meets a mysterious alien named Xlormp. It's a totally hilarious parody of the entire series. Read it at
xlormp.
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Date: 2011-03-31 12:35 am (UTC)That stupid parody had more heart than fifty Meyers combined, by a lot. I actually cared about the characters.
Team Christopher!
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Date: 2011-03-31 02:05 am (UTC)I'm loving the Xlormp series right now, too. I'm almost finished reading the Eclipse send-up (I'm on, like, chapter 20 of "Only Slightly Better Than the Last Book"). I can't wait to read what's in the Breaking Dawn parody ("The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos").
It's also inspired me to write my own full-length parody of the series.
TEAM CHRISTOPHER FTW!