SpiteFic: Yet Another Normal Guy vs. Edward vs. Other Guys Fic

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Title: Yet Another Normal Guy vs. Edward vs. Other Guys fic
Author: LittleCaity/sinestris
Fandom(s): The Twilight Saga *shudder*, Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,017
Inspiration: das-sporking.livejournal.com/136344.html Lisaerin's sporking of Twi-Hard stupidity and the awesome spite-fic additions in the comments, twispitefic.livejournal.com/25878.html Erika Lyndis' FMA follow-up, twispitefic.livejournal.com/13358.html Blueinkedfrost's Baldur's Gate remix, and twispitefic.livejournal.com/26755.html Gnosticdiva's original character remix. (The link wizard and I are not friends, my apologies.)
Warnings: General silliness and a couple of bad jokes
Summary: Jumping on the bandwagon with the aid of Klein Kiesling, Delsus and Arlin from Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana, proving that fun characters from a weird JRPG would make better boyfriends than Edward.
Disclaimers: I don't own Twilight or the original list, nor would I want to. I don't own Atelier Iris and I am very sad that I don't. Please don't sue, I'm just being silly.


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