Spite Fic: Just Deserts

[ranguvar33]

Author: ranguvar42

Fandoms:  Twilight/Dark Shadows

Rating: PGish.

Word Count: 1,076

Inspiration: My love of Dark Shadows and hatred of Twilight. Barnabas is an emo vampire done right.

Summary: Barnabas Collins meets Edward Cullen, and we see the difference between a real vampire and whatever the hell Eddie is. VERY Anti-Twilight.

A/N:. In terms of timelines, this takes place after Breaking Dawn for Deadward. As for Barnabas….just assume he found another way to travel to the future. Séance, staircase, Delorean…your choice. Also, he's whatever version of Barnabas you want

Story can also be found on ff.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7925250/1/Just_Desserts


( Collins, meet Cullen. )

Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen vs Daisee the Dog

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Title: Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen vs Daisee the Dog
Author: mage_apprentice
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: G
Word Count: 657
Summary: Another parody of that stupid Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen comparison. The love of a dog knows no bounds.
Note: Daisee is my sister's dog and is a pomeranian/chihuahua crossbreed. My sister named her, not me . . . Also, for some reason, the rich text options are cut and I can't preview or switch between rich text and HTML settings. I also can't select tags even if I press the button for some reason. What's with you, LJ?

( A Dog's Love Surpasses All )