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twispitefic2012-01-12 10:56 pm
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Self-Service
Title: Self-Service
Author: albion_witch
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 477
Inspiration: Pretty much every discussion on the horniness of Bella Swan, especially in Eclipse
Warnings: Allusions to masturbation
Summary: Edward gets a rude awakening when Bella decides to take matters into her own hands.
Additional Notes: This fic is something of a special edition. I added some scenes to make it a little bit more of short story than the original couple of paragraphs I posted a while ago. Enjoy.
It had been a long weekend in the forest with Emmett and Jasper. There had been fewer mountain lions in their favorite section lately, so the three Cullen boys had to make do with elk. Jasper found out that using his ability to make the elk more docile and easier to catch was just a buzz-kill. Edward wanted to find a mountain lion, insisting that he had an unfair advantage over the herd animal. Emmett was of the mind that his “brother” was just being a snob as an elk has as much fight in it as, if not more than, a mountain lion.
Edward’s hunger eventually got him and he glutted upon a bull that dared to kick him in the face. However, the scent of panicking herds paled to the scent of His Bella. She and her freesia scent awaited him back at his room. He made arrangements for Alice to watch over her. He reasoned that while Victoria’s army was destroyed, some form of trouble would surely befall His Beloved. That was why he paid extra for missile-proof glass for her new car.
It was from the driveway when he smelled something off. It didn’t stink like that dog Jacob Black. It was actually absolutely wonderful.
Wonderful and new.
There was a stranger in the house.
Edward didn’t spare a word for Esme or Carlisle as he ran up to his room and froze in his tracks. He glared at the thing that looked like His Bella, sprawled across the bed. Her skin shimmered in the light as her eyes open, revealing them to be blood red.
“No,” Edward said in disbelief. “You didn’t. You couldn’t.”
“I told Carlisle you weren’t up for it,” Bella explained as she sat up, “and he doesn’t want the Volturi snooping around.”
She got off the bed and approached Edward. Taking his hand, she dropped something into his palm. He looked at it. It was his mother’s ring.
“But you promised,” he sneered. “You said you would wait.”
“Well, about that, I’ve cooled on the whole marriage thing after I decided to take matters into my own hands.”
“What?”
“The thing is I wanted to see what it was like, so-”
Bella began to giggle.
“Well, what?” Edward demanded.
“I did it with a popsicle,” she answered. “I told Alice I wanted some ice cream and she got a whole box for me.”
A grin stretched on her face as Edward’s began to twist in disgust.
“If you’re anything like that rocket pop, I guess I’m not missing much.”
“Get out,” Edward growled.
“You didn’t change me,” Bella sniffed derisively. “Carlisle did and it’s up to him whether I leave or not, though it looks like he wants me to stick around.”
Edward could only stand there as Bella lightly tapped his cheek on her way out.
“I’m going to be very happy here, brother.”
Author: albion_witch
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 477
Inspiration: Pretty much every discussion on the horniness of Bella Swan, especially in Eclipse
Warnings: Allusions to masturbation
Summary: Edward gets a rude awakening when Bella decides to take matters into her own hands.
Additional Notes: This fic is something of a special edition. I added some scenes to make it a little bit more of short story than the original couple of paragraphs I posted a while ago. Enjoy.
It had been a long weekend in the forest with Emmett and Jasper. There had been fewer mountain lions in their favorite section lately, so the three Cullen boys had to make do with elk. Jasper found out that using his ability to make the elk more docile and easier to catch was just a buzz-kill. Edward wanted to find a mountain lion, insisting that he had an unfair advantage over the herd animal. Emmett was of the mind that his “brother” was just being a snob as an elk has as much fight in it as, if not more than, a mountain lion.
Edward’s hunger eventually got him and he glutted upon a bull that dared to kick him in the face. However, the scent of panicking herds paled to the scent of His Bella. She and her freesia scent awaited him back at his room. He made arrangements for Alice to watch over her. He reasoned that while Victoria’s army was destroyed, some form of trouble would surely befall His Beloved. That was why he paid extra for missile-proof glass for her new car.
It was from the driveway when he smelled something off. It didn’t stink like that dog Jacob Black. It was actually absolutely wonderful.
Wonderful and new.
There was a stranger in the house.
Edward didn’t spare a word for Esme or Carlisle as he ran up to his room and froze in his tracks. He glared at the thing that looked like His Bella, sprawled across the bed. Her skin shimmered in the light as her eyes open, revealing them to be blood red.
“No,” Edward said in disbelief. “You didn’t. You couldn’t.”
“I told Carlisle you weren’t up for it,” Bella explained as she sat up, “and he doesn’t want the Volturi snooping around.”
She got off the bed and approached Edward. Taking his hand, she dropped something into his palm. He looked at it. It was his mother’s ring.
“But you promised,” he sneered. “You said you would wait.”
“Well, about that, I’ve cooled on the whole marriage thing after I decided to take matters into my own hands.”
“What?”
“The thing is I wanted to see what it was like, so-”
Bella began to giggle.
“Well, what?” Edward demanded.
“I did it with a popsicle,” she answered. “I told Alice I wanted some ice cream and she got a whole box for me.”
A grin stretched on her face as Edward’s began to twist in disgust.
“If you’re anything like that rocket pop, I guess I’m not missing much.”
“Get out,” Edward growled.
“You didn’t change me,” Bella sniffed derisively. “Carlisle did and it’s up to him whether I leave or not, though it looks like he wants me to stick around.”
Edward could only stand there as Bella lightly tapped his cheek on her way out.
“I’m going to be very happy here, brother.”