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The Great Twilight Rewrite

2019-02-01T01:45:28Z

Posted by: estarile

Title: The Great Twilight Rewrite
Author: Neathra
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 9,444
Inspiration: Both MovieBob's "How Bob would Fix Batman (Link), and Mother's Basement's "Fixing Alfheim - The Worst Part of SAO" (Link)
Warnings: Through the rewrite process, I’ve toned down a lot of the creepy factor, but it might still be there, so to be safe, if it’s a warning about the Twilight Series, It’s a warning about this.
Summary: This is a rewrite of Twilight, that aims to take the piece that Stephanie Meyer gave us, and build a version where the characters aren't mean, stupid, victim's of authorial whim, or some combination of the above. My friend challenged me to create this after we watched Youtuber Mother's Basement's video "Fixing Alfhiem" (Which you should watch Now... Go, I'll wait).

Its certainly no Lord of the Rings, but I hope that I have created a fun, fluffy, wish fulfillment story. Link

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Flower Fairies

2018-12-02T18:07:19Z

Posted by: elisserion

Title: Flower Fairies
Author: elisserion
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Word Count: 877
Inspiration: Chapter 25: The Three Little Pinks, plus Victorian and Edwardian fairy stories. If you're going to write about sweet cutesy garden fairies, then you might as well commit!

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A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Four - The Storm Begins

2018-10-05T08:28:29Z

Posted by: gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Four
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,939
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language and minor amounts of violence
Summary: Five years after leaving home, the sisters have everything they could've wanted. However, Questa once again threatens that which they love...

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A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Three - To the North

2018-10-05T08:07:05Z

Posted by: gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Three
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,279
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language and minor amounts of violence
Summary: In a kingdom far to the north, Felice finds work - and a friend while she's at it.

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A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Two - Over the Sea

2018-01-13T08:32:03Z

Posted by: gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part Two
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,647
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language and minor amounts of violence
Summary: Now on her own, Lovina finds herself a job - and someone to lean on while she's at it.

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A Tale of Two Sisters, Part One - Lovina and Felice

2018-01-13T07:49:21Z

Posted by: gonein30seconds

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters, Part One
Author: GoneIn30Seconds
Fandom(s): Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,553
Inspiration: She was merciful to the warlike knights, but she took away their lands and castles and made them take up honest trades. From the second chapter of Feminist Fairy Tales, "Princess Questa."
Warnings: Strong language
Summary: When their new queen takes away their home and money, sisters Lovina and Felice Vargas embark on a journey to save their grandfather from homelessness.

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The Fathers of Nobody

2017-10-28T13:44:50Z

Posted by: albion_witch

Title: The Fathers of Nobody
Author: albion_witch
Fandom: Amazon
Word Count: 1385
Warnings: One instance of female on male rape
Summary: This is a tale of how the craftsmen of one village cooperated to help abandoned children to not only survive but also thrive.

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The Tale of Minerva and The Spider

2017-08-23T13:48:02Z

Posted by: albion_witch

Title: The Tale of Minerva and The Spider
Author: albion_witch
Fandom: Feminist Fairytales
Word Count: 835
Inspiration: Chapter 13 “The Weaver” as well as Walker’s distorted ideas about child abuse
Summary: An abused young woman finds help from an unlikely source. Originally posted in the LiveJournal comments.

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The Great Earth Mother is Dead

2017-07-08T04:19:09Z

Posted by: estrelya_chara

Title: The Great Earth Mother is Dead
Author: Estrelya Chara
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Word Count: 789
Inspiration: The story 'How the Sexes Were Separated', from Feminist Fairy Tales.
Summary: The Earth Mother loves her children. So does the Sky Father, and when her kind heart leads her to make a mistake, it's up to him to fix it.

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Bella's Darwin Award

2017-07-04T22:26:22Z

Posted by: estrelya_chara

Title: Bella's Darwin Award/ Cliff Diving
Author: Estrelya Chara
Fandom: Twilight
Word Count: 191
Inspiration: The Darwin Awards (given to those who improve the gene pool of humanity as a species- by removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner) and Bella's idiotic cliff diving experiment in New Moon.
Summary: Bella's obituary, as seen on an internet comedy website.

Cliff Diving
2006 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(17 March, Washington) A teenage girl from the small town of Forks, Washington, has recently demonstrated why one should not jump off cliffs without proper supervision.

The girl, Isabella Swan, had just accepted a friend's offer to take her cliff diving. However, he was late, and Isabella really wanted her adrenaline fix. Although she had never gone cliff diving before, and despite her friend's earlier warning that this location was only used by experts, Isabella decided that she was good enough to jump of the highest point of the cliff. To make matters worse, a rainstorm was in progress, and strong winds were lashing the cliff, making a dive a risky proposition even for the experts. But even this did not deter Isabella.

When Isabella jumped off the cliff, she was immediately swept away by the currents in the water beneath the cliff. Suffering from shock due to the chill and the impact with the water, as well as multiple broken bones and internal injuries, Isabella was not able to swim to safety. She drowned before her friend could save her.

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Gulnar and the Wonderful Ring

2017-05-12T12:13:00Z

Posted by: elisserion

Title: Gulnar and the Wonderful Ring
Author: elisserion
Fandom: Feminist Fairytales
Word Count: 1046
Inspiration: Chapter 11: Ala Dean, parts 1 and 2.
Summary: When Alzahra goes missing, her mother comes looking for her.

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Close-Minded

2017-05-09T12:12:43Z

Posted by: elisserion

Title: Close-Minded
Author: elisserion
Fandom: Feminist Fairytales
Word Count: 629
Inspiration: Chapter 16, The Oracle. The story is all about how the witch is so smart and sees through the con right away, which made me wonder how she would have reacted if it had turned out to be real after all.

Summary: The witch has already decided what she’ll see when she visits the Oracle.

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Beauty Within

2017-05-04T05:21:18Z

Posted by: melissatreglia

Title: Beauty Within
Author: Melissa Treglia
Fandom(s): Feminist Fairy Tales/Beauty and the Beast
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,932
Inspiration: Gehayi and Zelda Queen's sporking of Barbara Walker's "Ugly and the Beast." Walker's version of the tale is AWFUL, and fails on every conceivable level, all while ignoring the point of the B&TB tale in the first place. (And even if your only exposure is the Disney version, you still know what that point IS.) So, I took the one decent concept Walker's version had--a Beauty who's not outwardly attractive--and wrote my own version of the classic tale.
Warnings: None.

Summary: A retelling of the classic faerie tale, with a Beauty of a different kind, and a Beast of an uncommon backstory.

( ''Ours is an honorable family, and we always pay our debts.'' )

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Here's The Truth

2017-05-02T23:28:37Z

Posted by: ranguvar33

Title: Here's The Truth
Character: Hades(Disney version)
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Summary: Inspired by Chapter 23 of Feminist Fairy Tales. Hades gives us the real story of him and Persephone.
Rating: PG

( Here's the Truth. )

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How Spring Returned

2017-04-30T15:43:06Z

Posted by: elisserion

Title: How Spring Returned
Author: Elisserion
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,013
Inspiration: Chapter 23, "How Winter Came to the World." I didn't find "Dea Mater" very relatable, or a good ruler.
Summary: Zooz never went looking for power.

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Barbie and Joe

2017-04-30T14:34:51Z

Posted by: elisserion

Title: Barbie and Joe
Author: Elisserion
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: G
Word Count: 366
Inspiration: Chapter 9, "Barbidol". Also, my own childhood toys.
Summary: A fashion doll and an action figure find love.

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Fic Rec: The Woman At The Bar

2017-02-28T20:01:00Z

Posted by: sashahoneypalm.livejournal.com

Title: The Woman At The Bar
Author: Ncfan
Fandom: Fifty Shades of Grey/The Silmarillion
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3144
Warnings: Character Death
Summary: An Elf who personally knows a thing or two about domestic abuse deals with Christian Grey.

Kate Kavanagh meets Tolkien's Aredhel. The Noldo princess knows all about being trapped in a relationship with an abusive, controlling partner- and she won't let other women suffer the same fate. This story was actually written for Gehayi, and I was surprised that it hadn't been posted here already. So here it is:

The Woman At The Bar

(Funnily enough, I often mentally pronounce Eöl's name as "Eel"- the same thing the sporkers here sometimes call E. L. James).

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The Angel

2017-02-28T19:15:00Z

Posted by: sashahoneypalm.livejournal.com

Title: The Angel
Author: Sasha Honeypalm
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 676
Inspiration: Chapter 18, "The Gargoyle". Also (on a more pleasant note) a homeless guy I used to buy lunch for.
Summary: A blind beggar in Paris makes an unusual friend.
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The Tapestry

2017-02-28T15:28:00Z

Posted by: sashahoneypalm.livejournal.com

Title: The Tapestry
Author: Sasha Honeypalm
Fandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 289
Inspiration: chapter 13, "The Weaver"
Warnings: rape, character death
Summary: A sexual predator meets a... different sort of predator.
( No one was quite sure who she was or where she came from... )

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Summer Dawn and Winter Morn

2016-12-02T15:12:00Z

Posted by: sashahoneypalm.livejournal.com

Title: Summer Dawn and Winter Morn
Author: Sasha Honeypalm
Unfandom: Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1250
Inspiration: Walker's inability to write in general, and her woeful attempts on domestic abuse, body image, and loving relationships in particular.
Warnings: Mostly off-screen domestic abuse
Summary: A fairy tale of sisterly love.

( Summer Dawn and Winter Morn )

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Spitefic: FFT: Ala Dean

2016-09-16T15:18:00Z

Posted by: nanoquill.livejournal.com

Title: The (Un)Granted Wishes
Author: Quill
Fandom(s): Feminist Fairy Tales
Rating: General
Word Count: ~990
Inspiration: I felt the genie deserved better.
Warnings: Mind control
Summary: The power of a genie is more limited than most people think.

( The (Un)granted Wishes )

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The Beast Within

2016-09-03T17:28:00Z

Posted by: gehayi.livejournal.com

Title: The Beast Within
Author: gehayi
Recipient: idiotalchemist
Fandoms: Feminist Fairy Tales — Barbara G. Walker, La Belle et La Bête| Beauty and the Beast, Fairy Tales and Related Fandoms
Characters: Beast, Ugly, Original Female Character
Pairings: Beast/Ugly
Word Count: 1,500
Rating: PG
Inspiration: The story springboards off of the last line of Walker's "Ugly and the Beast" in Feminist Fairy Tales.
Summary: A relationship based on looks, good or no, is a relationship that will not last long. The same goes for one that isn't based on love and respect.

( The Beast paid his servants to spread abroad the lie that he and his bride were perfectly, for he needed people to believe that he had done much better for himself this time. )

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Announcement!

2016-09-03T01:51:00Z

Posted by: gehayi.livejournal.com

Merv and I have talked it over, and twispitefic will now be open to spitefics of Feminist Fairy Tales as well.

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Ready, Set, Don't Go

2015-07-16T19:09:00Z

Posted by: melissatreglia

Title: Ready, Set, Don’t Go
Author: Melissa Treglia (gnosticdiva)
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1048
Inspiration: Christian calling Ana's dad Ray about the engagement in Fifty Shades Darker, before Ana could tell her dad herself. Gehayi and Ket's comments on that scene (and an accompanying macro or two) during their sporking made me wonder what Ray might've said to Christian. Of course, a loving dad would probably have a stroke at the thought of his daughter rushing into marriage after only a few weeks, but, y'know... I tried my best with the canon we've got.
Warnings: None, despite the source material… well, unless you count a well-deserved paternal threat.

Summary: Raymond Steele gets the news his little girl will be married soon.

( Someone give this poor guy a drink... )

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Fifty Shades Concluded

2015-06-06T18:21:00Z

Posted by: jaydude2.livejournal.com

Title: Fifty Shades Concluded
Author: Jaydude2
Fandom: Fifty Shades Trilogy/Kick-Ass
Word Count: 1337
Rating: PG-13
Inspiration: Just wanted to make sure the series ended with Christian Grey getting his just desserts.
Warnings: Strong language, mentions of torture and death, and implications of sexual violence
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned or featured in this story, or any of the franchises they are associated with.

( Let's see if this works )

* I know I referred to Hit-Girl as a blonde in Gehayi's sporking, but when in costume, Hit-Girl wears a wig of black or purple hair, depending on the medium.

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