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twispitefic2013-07-13 08:41 am
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Fic: False Starts
Title: False Starts
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: General audiences
Word Count: 267
Inspiration: Das Mervin's sporking of Eclipse Chapter 1. "I ask you, dear readers, WHO THE FUCK SENDS A LETTER LIKE THAT? ... Really, that just makes his whole note look awful, and casts Jacob in a terrible light—because all it does is make his note look like the most passhole-aggresshole thing ever, and just trying to guilt-trip Bella instead of taking a stand or making a point." So, I tried to figure out what was going through Jacob's head to make him do that.
Warnings: Absolutely nothing.
Author's Notes: I know, there's already a story based on Jacob's note, but... [shrugs]
Summary: Thinking of what he wants to say is easy. Thinking of something Bella will pay attention to, on the other hand...
Bella,
I don't know why you're making Charlie carry notes to Billy like we're in second grade - if I wanted to talk to you I would answer the
No. She'll just start calling more, screaming about how I'm not being fair, not giving her a chance.
You made the choice here, okay? You can't have it both ways when
No. I've told her this over and over - she's not going to suddenly understand just because it's written this time.
What part of 'mortal enemies' is too complicated for you to
No, letting her see how mad I am that she doesn't understand just makes her shrink in on herself like a puppy - and she's got about as much idea of what's wrong as a puppy, too.
Look, I know I'm being a jerk, but there's no way around
I am not going to say it's my fault. It's not.
We can't be friends when you're spending all your time with a bunch of
No. Why is it so hard to find a way of saying this that she'll read long enough to get the point?
It just makes it worse when I think about you too much, so don't write anymore
That's just asking for her to try and wear me down.
Yeah, I miss you, too. A lot. Doesn't change anything. Sorry.
Jacob
...She'll read that, but it doesn't say anything. Ugh. Maybe if I send this with the earlier ideas crossed out, she'll pay some attention to them as well? I can't think of any other way to get through to her...
Fandom(s): Twilight
Rating: General audiences
Word Count: 267
Inspiration: Das Mervin's sporking of Eclipse Chapter 1. "I ask you, dear readers, WHO THE FUCK SENDS A LETTER LIKE THAT? ... Really, that just makes his whole note look awful, and casts Jacob in a terrible light—because all it does is make his note look like the most passhole-aggresshole thing ever, and just trying to guilt-trip Bella instead of taking a stand or making a point." So, I tried to figure out what was going through Jacob's head to make him do that.
Warnings: Absolutely nothing.
Author's Notes: I know, there's already a story based on Jacob's note, but... [shrugs]
Summary: Thinking of what he wants to say is easy. Thinking of something Bella will pay attention to, on the other hand...
Bella,
No. She'll just start calling more, screaming about how I'm not being fair, not giving her a chance.
No. I've told her this over and over - she's not going to suddenly understand just because it's written this time.
No, letting her see how mad I am that she doesn't understand just makes her shrink in on herself like a puppy - and she's got about as much idea of what's wrong as a puppy, too.
I am not going to say it's my fault. It's not.
No. Why is it so hard to find a way of saying this that she'll read long enough to get the point?
That's just asking for her to try and wear me down.
Yeah, I miss you, too. A lot. Doesn't change anything. Sorry.
Jacob
...She'll read that, but it doesn't say anything. Ugh. Maybe if I send this with the earlier ideas crossed out, she'll pay some attention to them as well? I can't think of any other way to get through to her...