OMG. Hell yeah, baby! This was fantastic, and so well written. So gratifying. It's like a bunch Twi-loather-fantasies came together and exploded into the sheer wonderfulness that is this Spitefic. The end was brilliant, what with the deus ex machina and the 'I like girls' bit.

Hell yes! Fuck off, pervy Quill. And take your stalker friends with you.